Mad #514 April 2012

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
  (first cover to extend over back, front, inside-front covers below)

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• Ad for Kindle versions of Mad About Super Heroes
• Contents Page
• Letters (photo of Sam Viviano during
  USO trip with the National Cartoonists Society)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn Out Dramas
  **various obscure places around the magazine
• Ad for Spymuseumstore.org - for Spy vs. Spy stuff
• The Fundalini Pages
  • The Fast Five - Colleges Without Sex Abuse Allegations
    (written by Jeff Kruse / Charles Akins art)
  • Gifts Received by Jay-Z and Beyonce's New Baby
    (Kenny Keil)

• Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - Kristen Stewart (Rick Tulka art)
• Cards from "Monopoly: The Mitt Romney Edition"
• The Yungbluth & The Restless (Jason Yungbluth)
• Semi-Fun Facts About Chocolate (written by Jeff Kruse / Evan Dorkin and Sarah Dyer art)
• Lines Sure to Get Applause at GOP Debates (written by Jeff Kruse / Ward Sutton art)
• The Startling Similarities Between Harvard University and Clown College (John Caldwell)
• Product Acronyms You Never Knew Existed: Tech Edition
  (written by Darren Johnson / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Inspection Tags You Wish You Never Saw (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Favorite Dog Breeds of the Zombie Community (written by Jeff Kruse / Tom Bunk art)
• Ad For Subscriptions with #154 bonus print
• Bigg & Bulky (TV satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Tom Richmond art)
• Ad for various Mad books
• The Mad Guide to Smartphone Etiquette (written by Kenny Keil / Tim Hamilton art)
• Mad's Make Your Own Twilight Movie
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• The Soft Stool Diner Placemat (written by Scott Maiko / various photos)
• Mad's Dreadfully Undercooked The Hunger Games Outtakes
• The Mad Vault Article From #207 -
  Parents Are Unconstitutional (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• The Strip Club
  • The Dork Side (Kit Lively and Scott Nickel)
  • Scooby-Don't! (Jason Yungbluth)
  • lil Popi (Box Brown)
  • Brown Bear (Noah Van Sciver)
  • It Only Hurts When I Laugh (Christopher Baldwin)
  • Good Enough (Peet Tamburino)
  • Got Your Nose (Jacob Lambert)
  • Just Below the Surface (Douglas Paszkiewicz)
• Banana Republican (catalogue parody) (written by Frank Santopadre / Scott Bricher art)
• 7 Periods Closer to Death (Ted Rall)
• Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell / various photos)
• Clues You've Hired a Not-So-Certified Personal Trainer (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
• A Mad Look At The Filthy Rich (Sergio Aragones / color by Tom Luth)
• Inappropriate Questions to Ask During a Job Interview (written by Matt Lassen / Tom Bunk art)
• More Movie Mashups We'd Hate to See (Scott Bricher art)
• Love Is... (Special Mike & Molly Edition)
• Fold-In -- What political movement have politicians from both parties embraced? (Al Jaffee)