Mad #165 March 1974

• Cover Artist: Don Martin
• Cover Writer: Sergio Aragones

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• Ad for Mad Special #12 featuring the second The
  Nostalgic Mad reprint of assorted Mad comic articles (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "A Supermarket is where you spend half an hour
  hunting for instant coffee!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (early Alfred on C-47 during WW2) (2-3)
• Ads for Paperbacks, Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
  Subscriptions (driving instructor - Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• 8 "James Bomb" Bomb Movies (movie satires)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (4-12)
  • Dr. No-No
  • From Russia With Lunacy
  • Goldfingerbowl
  • Thunderblahh
  • You Only Live Nice
  • On His Majesty's Secret Shamus
  • Dollars are Forever
  • Live and Let Suffer
• The Mad Bowling Primer
  (written by Larry Siegel / Jack Davis art) (13-15)
• A Mad Look at Tyrants
  (Arnoldo Franchioni / Wide World and UPI photos) (16-17)
• The Lighter Side of Cold Weather (Dave Berg) (18-22)
• One Dark Night in a Laboratory (Don Martin) (23)
• Sure-Fire Ticket Deterrents for Frustrated Drivers
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art) (24-25)
• Mad Sequels to Famous Poems
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art) (26-31)
• "I Want You" Posters Starring Today's Celebrities
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art) (32-34)
• Mad Visits the "Realistic School of Medicine"
  (written by Larry Siegel / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (35-38)
• Spy vs. Spy - missing airplane
  wheel ruse (Antonio Prohias) (39)
• Unavoidable Exercises for the Urban Dweller
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Al Jaffee art) (40-41)
• One Night in a Police Station (Don Martin) (42)
• The Dulltons (TV satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art) (43-48)
• Fold-In -- What is believing in
  honest politicians like? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Heads...You Lose! (Norman Mingo art)