MAD #167 — June 1974

"Don't worry about forgetting your girl-friend's birthday: you'll catch it later!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• A Swinging Jungle Tale

  Written by Humberto De La Torre / Art by Jack Davis

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Special #30 — Spring 1980
  • MAD #20 — August 2021
  • MAD #28 — December 2022
  • 70th Anniversary Issue — Vol. 3 — December 2022 — B&N Edition
  C2 sample
• Contents Page
  1
• Letters Dept.

  Notes

  • Don Martin does a #165 cover follow-up drawing, Ads for Alfred E. Neuman portraits, The Pocket MAD and In MAD We Trust Paperbacks, Subscriptions (hanging by kite string — Art by Paul Coker, Jr.)
  2–3 sample
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine) summary
• My Fair Laddie (updated musical satire)

  Male Chauvinist Pig-Malion Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #25 — Fall 1978
  4–11
• A MAD Look at The Almighty Dollar Sign

  Buck Fever Dept.

  Idea by Max Brandel / Art by Bob Clarke
  12–14
• MAD's "Karate Movie" Producer of the Year

  Hack Film-Maker Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Jack Davis

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Special #26 — Winter 1978
  • MAD For Kicks — 1980 (Paperback #54)
  • MAD Special #46 — Spring 1984
  15–18
• One Fine Evening in the Castle

  Don Martin Dept. Part I

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD Special #25 — Fall 1978
  • MAD For Kicks — 1980 (Paperback #54)
  • MAD TV — 1995
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — Don Martin — 2014
  19
• You Know There's Something Fishy When...

  The Other Side of the Con Dept.

  Written by Tom Koch / Art by Jack Rickard

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #25 — Fall 1978
  • MAD Special #102 — March 1995
  20–21
• What is an Introvert?

  Withdrawn and Quartered Dept.

  Written by Tom Koch / Art by Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD's Sergio Aragones On Parade — 1979 Big Book
  • MAD Special #131 — October 1998
  22–23
• The Lighter Side of Minor Ailments

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Special #25 — Fall 1978
  • Pumping MAD — 1981 (Paperback #56)
  • MAD Special #110 — January 1996
  • MAD #31 — June 2023
  24–28
• On a Safari

  Grin and Bearer Dept.

  Antonio Prohias

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD For Kicks — 1980 (Paperback #54)
  • MAD XL #2 — March 2000
  • Spy Vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  • Spy Vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
  29–30
• The MAD Game of Basebrawl

  Diamond and the Rough Dept.

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #38 — Spring 1982
  31–36
• One Tuesday Afternoon After School

  Don Martin Dept. Part II

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 8 collections

  • MAD Special #25 — Fall 1978
  • The Uncensored MAD — 1980 (Paperback #55)
  • The MAD Student Survival Guide — 2002
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — Don Martin — 2014
  • MAD #33 — October 2023
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 6 — Jul/Aug 2023
  • MAD Hodgepodge of Humor Vol. 4 — April 2026
  37 sample
• A MAD Look at The Gas Shortage

  Petroleum Jolly Dept.

  Written by Paul Peter Porges / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Classics #1 — August 2005
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  38–39 sample
• Bussing in Other Areas for the Purpose of Social Integration

  Sic Transit Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by George Woodbridge
  40–42 sample
• The "Straights" of San Francisco (TV satire)

  Cops at Bay Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Angelo Torres
  43–47 sample
• One Day in a Laboratory

  Don Martin Dept. Part III

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #26 — Winter 1978
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  48 sample
• Fold-In — What is the most explicitly taught subject in the world?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Special #26 — Winter 1978
  • MAD Special #97 — Late Spring 1994
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  C3 sample
• Back Cover — Nixon Slipped Here

  Written by Larry Gore / Photo by Irving Schild

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #42 — Spring 1983
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