Mad #163 December 1973

• Cover Artist: John Putnam

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• Early One Morning in the Near Future
  (written by Sergio Aragones / George Woodbridge art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (picture of William Conrad reading Mad) (2-3)
• Ads for The Token Mad Paperback,
  Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
  Subscriptions (cymbal head smash - Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Clods of '44 (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (4-10)
• One Fine Day on a Guided Tour of Mt. Rushmore
  (Don Martin) (11-12)
• A Mad Look at Two Grammar School Generations
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (13-15)
• The Lighter Side of Corruption (Dave Berg) (16-20)
• One Fine Day
  During the Civil War (Don Martin) (21)
• Relevant Job Applications
  (written by Dick DeBartolo and Don Epstein) (22-23)
• A Mad Look at Karate (Sergio Aragones) (24-26)
• Picket & Strike - Magazine for the Modern Unionist (27-32)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / George Woodbridge art)
• A Witch's Tale (Antonio Prohias) (33)
• Graffiti Through History
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Bob Clarke art) (34-36)
• Interpreting the News - What They Say... What It Means...
  (written by Gary Alexander / UPI photo of Walter Cronkite) (37)
• Mad's Sure-Fire Sports Predictions for the Upcoming Season (written by Paul Peter Porges / Jack Davis art)
  (38-39)
• Malice in Wonderland or "Watergate - Through the Looking Glass" as Predicted by Lewis Carroll,
  Annotated with Quotes from "Alice's Adventures"
  and "Through the Looking Glass" (40-41)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Bob Clarke art / UPI photos)
• One Fine Day in the Life of Leonardo Da Vinci
  (Don Martin) (42)
• Least Horizon (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Angelo Torres art) (43-48)
• Fold-In -- What volatile system is now
  heavily fueled and promises to rocket to
  unlimited heights? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- "Can you spot the former Cancel smoker?"
  (Irving Schild photo)