Mad #214 April 1980

• Ad for the Mad Magazine Board Game (Jack Davis art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Subscriptions (smokestack - Paul Coker, Jr. art),
  Mad About the Buoy Paperback, Alfred E. Neuman portraits
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• The Calamityville Horror (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-7)
• One Fine Day Downtown While
  Watching a Double Feature (Don Martin) (8)
• The Corncorde - Airplot '79 (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (9-12)
• One Fine Day Downtown While
  Passing a Construction Site (Don Martin) (13)
• "People" Magazines for Other Specialized Groups
  (written by Larry Siegel / Jack Rickard art) (14-15)
• The Lighter Side of Celebrations (Dave Berg) (16-20)
• Mad Medals to be Presented
  to Deserving Actors (Al Jaffee) (21)
• The Jogger (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Davis art)
  (with apologies to The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe) (22-24)
• Mad's "Necromania Agent" of the Year
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Harry North, Esq. art) (25-28)
• One Saturday Afternoon Downtown
  (Don Martin) (29)
• Still More Yellow Pages Through History -
  Early American Telephone Company
  (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art) (30-31)
• Mad Laws
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (32-34)
• Mad's Academy Awards for Dating
  (written by Stan Hart / George Woodbridge art) (35-39)
• Comic Strip Cursing Symbols to Match a Given Situation
  (written by Henry Clark / Bob Clarke art) (40-42)
• The White, Shadowed (TV satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art) (43-48)
• Fold-In -- What scary new form of fallout has
  technology foisted on us lately? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Stinky Old Miner's Feet
  (written by Dave Manak / Al Jaffee art)