Mad XL #7 January 2001

• Main Image Cover Artist: Jack Davis
  (from Novelty Items for Practical-Joker Jocks from #204)

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• Words on the spine:
  "100 pages of clean and wholesome depravity"
• Ad for subscriptions
• Contents Page
• Ad for #401 - 20 Dumbest People, Events & Things of 2000
• Mish Mosh is Possible Too (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Hermann Mejia art)
• The Loopy Lavatory Lunacy (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• If Other Historical Eras Had Been
  as "Lawsuit Happy" as Ours is Today
  (written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art)
• A Mad Look at Cheating (Sergio Aragones)
• Mad's Parental Guide for Safe MTV Viewing
  (Leslie Sternbergh and Ray Burns art)
  (written by Desmond Devlin)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Spy Vs. Spy - sawing club (Antonio Prohias)
• The Bob Dole Guide to Instant Disagreement
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Thomas Fluharty art)
• Best of the Web - (tidbits from early madmag.com)
  • Presidential Survivor (Tom Richmond art)
  • What change to Survivor would you most
    like to see CBS make? (Bob Staake art)
  • Survivor Books We're Sure to See (Scott Bricher art)
  • What would have been a more disturbing image on Survivor than seeing Rich naked? (Grey Blackwell art)
• A Mad Guide to Hospital Gambling (Tom Cheney)
• Mad's Idiot of the Issue! Jack Davis - FAQs and Stats
• TV Game Shows Based on Newspaper Headlines
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Davis art)
• Groan With the Wind (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Jack Davis art)
• How Many Mistakes Can You Find in This Picture of a Fast
  Food Restaurant? (written by Chris Hart / Jack Davis art)
• The Jogger (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Davis art) (with apologies to The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe)
• A Mad Look at Rollerblading (Sergio Aragones)
• The Wacky Washroom Whizbang (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Teen-Rage Moolah Nitwit Turtles! (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art)
• Toys Inspired By Today's Headlines (Paul Peter Porges)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Coffee Bar
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Shary Flenniken art)
• The Loopy Lavatory Logjam (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Marblerow Gear (ad parody)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Greg Theakston art)
• Superhero High
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Joe Staton art)
• It's a Blunderful Life (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• Sergio Aragones Marginals XL - large reprints of originals
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Impeach Him!
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Mad Takes Car Phones For a Ride (John Caldwell)
• The Raunchy Restroom Revulsion (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Dreary John (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art)
• The Academy for the Radical Religious Right Course Catalogue (written by Stan Hart / Drew Friedman art)
• Fold-In -- For many, what form of mobility
  is the fastest way out of the ghetto? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Postcards from Inside the Body
  (written by Charlie Kadau / James Warhola art)