Mad #213 March 1980

• Cover Artist: Jack Davis

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• Ad for Mad Super Special - Summer 1980 featuring
  The Mad Mystery Record (Norman Mingo art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "A racetrack is where the windows
  clean the people!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for The Mad Worry Book Paperback,
  Alfred E. Neuman portraits, Subscriptions
  (hanging by kite string - Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Moneyraker (movie satire) (4-11)
  (written by Stan Hart / Harry North, Esq. art)
• Sure-Fire Burglar Deterents
  (written by Dick DeBartolo) (12-13)
• Don Martin Looks at Dracula (14-16)
• Mad's "Religion" Promoter of the Year
  (written by Stan Hart / Jack Davis art) (17-21)
• Still More Yellow Pages Through History -
  His Majesty's Medieval Telephone Company
  (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art) (22-23)
• A Mad Look at The Silent Thinking Audience
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (24-26)
• A Mad Look at the Changing Tools of Education
  (written by Larry Siegel / Jack Rickard art) (27-29)
• The Lighter Side of Competition (Dave Berg) (30-34)
• Mad Medals to be Presented to
  Deserving Working People (Al Jaffee) (35)
• What is a Show Off?
  (written by Tom Koch / Sergio Aragones art) (36-37)
• Surplus Items We Can Sell to the Arabs
  (written by Tom Koch / Harry North, Esq. art) (38-41)
• Rockhead II (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Angelo Torres art) (42-48)
• Fold-In -- What big disaster has occurred on this page?
  (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Pay Toll - Fifty Feet
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)