Mad #219 December 1980

• Cover Artist: Don Martin
• Cover Writer: Don (Duck) Edwing

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• Ad for the Mad Magazine Board Game
  and Mad Magazine Card Game (Jack Davis art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters
  (Don Martin drawing of The Lone Ranger's Silver) (2-3)
• Ads for The Uncensored Mad and The Mad Survival Handbook Paperbacks, Alfred E. Neuman portraits, Subscriptions (trash picker poker -
  written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Little "Star"lings (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• Gold Mining Daughter (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (9-11)
• Don Martin Looks at Firemen (12-15)
• Are You Happy Now...?
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (16-17)
• Spy vs. Spy - pivoting plane wings
  fire bullets (Antonio Prohias) (18)
• Those Wonderful Seventies! -
  A Year 2000 Backward Look at a Warm and Wonderful Decade (written by Larry Siegel / UPI photos) (19-23)
• The Mad Thermometer
  (written by John Ficarra / Bob Clarke art) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• If We Ever Have Real Equal Rights Laws
  (written by Tom Koch / Harry North, Esq. art) (31-33)
• More Wait Till You Get Home and Find That...
  (Paul Peter Porges) (34-35)
• The Worst Selling Books of the Year
  (written by Larry Siegel / Jack Rickard art) (36-37)
• A Mad Exposé of some Phone-y Baloney
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Jack Davis art) (38-40)
• Don Martin Takes Another Look at Firemen (41)
• The Dopes of Haphazzard (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (42-48)
• The Race for The Presidency
  (hold page up to light) (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Caveman Club Sale (Al Jaffee)