Mad #221 March 1981

• Ad for Mad Super Special Number 35
  featuring Mad Car and Home Window Stickers (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "When you're in deep water, it's a good idea to
  keep your mouth shut!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (photo of Matt Dillon reading Mad)
  (photo of Mad writer John Ficarra with Steve Allen) (2-3)
• Ads for Sergio Aragones's Mad Marginals! Paperback,
  Alfred E. Neuman portraits, Subscriptions (elephant crush -
  written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Shiner (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Angelo Torres art) (4-10)
• "Variety" For Other Occupations
  (written by Stan Hart) (11-13)
• Don Martin Looks at The Hulk (14-17)
• If "Hollywood Hype" Were Used
  for Everyday Dramatic Occasions
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art) (18-21)
• Mad's New Phobias for the '80's
  (written by John Ficarra / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (22-23)
• The Mad Stop Watch
  (written by John Ficarra / Bob Clarke art) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• Spy vs. Spy - helicopter plunger saw (Antonio Prohias) (31)
• Mixed-Up Junk Mail Mailing Lists
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Harry North, Esq. art) (32-33)
• Mad Image-Builders (Al Jaffee) (34-37)
• Customized Organ Donor Cards for Some Very Special Donors (written by Dennis Snee) (38-39)
• More Mad Candid Snapshots of Historical Celebrities
  (Paul Peter Porges) (40-42)
• Crapper John, M.D. (TV satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Jack Davis art) (43-47)
• A Basket Case High Up on the 37th Floor
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (48)
• Fold-In -- What disgusting form of pollution is now
  considered dangerous to us all? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Mad's Story-Telling U.S. Postage Stamps
  (written by Henry Clark / U.S. Postal Service art)