Mad #220 January 1981

• Cover Artist: Jack Rickard
• Cover Writer: Don (Duck) Edwing

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• Subscription Ad (George Woodbridge art from #116)
  Haunted by The Ghost of Christmas Presents? (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2)
• Ad for Don (Duck) Edwing's Mad Bizarre Bazaar Paperback (3)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Star Bores: The Empire Strikes Out (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-11)
• A Mad Auction of Some Legendary Celebrities' Personal Items (Paul Peter Porges) (12-14)
• One Morning in a Theatrical Shop (Don Martin) (15)
• A Mad Guide to The Double Standards of Age
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Bob Jones art) (16-17)
• Spy vs. Spy - rope-chop block-slap (Antonio Prohias) (18)
• Amalgamated Student Supply Co. - Mail Order Catalogue
  (written by Tom Koch / Diane Riccobene idea)
  (Bob Clarke art) (19-22)
• One Afternoon in the South Seas (Don Martin) (23)
• Everyday Crimes That Should Be Punished
  (written by Tom Koch / Harry North, Esq. art) (24-26)
• An Al Jaffee Snappy Answers to
  Stupid Questions Gangland Episode (27-28)
• Really Important and Relevant Life Spans
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (29-31)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (32-36)
• One Evening in a Hospital Room (Don Martin) (37)
• "Is the Pope Catholic?" (written by Arnie Kogen) (38-39)
• A Mad Guide to Burning Calories Without Exercise
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (40-42)
• Queezy (TV satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art) (43-48)
• Fold-In -- What is a ridiculously expensive trip
  today that most of us would rather avoid? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Another Scene We'd Like to See -
  The Frog Prince (Don Martin art)