Mad #229 March 1982

• Cover Artist: Don Martin
• Cover Writer: Don (Duck) Edwing

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• Ad for Mad Super Special Summer 1982
  featuring The Mad Laugh Record (Mort Drucker art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Today, if a movie is rated 'G', the hero gets the girl;
  if it's rated 'R', the villain gets the girl; and if it's rated 'X',
  everybody gets the girl!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
• Ad for Mad's Dave Berg Looks At You Paperback,
  Alfred E. Neuman portraits, Subscriptions
  (magnifying glass rigged to light bomb fuse with sunrise - written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• For Her Thighs Only (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (4-10)
• One Day in a Sculptor's Studio (Don Martin) (11)
• A Mad Report on Progress
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Harry North, Esq. art) (12-13)
• If the Underworld Were Allowed to Advertise
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art) (14-18)
• One Day on a Tiny Desert Island (Don Martin) (19)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (20-24)
• Your Mad Horoscope (written by John Ficarra) (25)
• A Mad Look at The Idiocy of Young
  Athletes Who Imitate the Pros on TV
  (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art) (26-29)
• Spy vs. Spy - baby spy inflates
  with balloon air (Antonio Prohias) (30)
• Whatever Became of...?
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art) (31-33)
• A Mad Look At Lousy Kissers (Paul Peter Porges) (34-35)
• One Day at the Federal Building (Don Martin) (36)
• A Mad Guide to Understanding Statistics
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (37-39)
• Mad's Do-It-Yourself Comedy Routine
  (written by Tom Koch) (40-41)
• Family Fools (TV satire)
  (written by Dick Bic / Angelo Torres art) (42-48)
• Fold-In -- What kind of obscenity makes parents
  hate sending their kids to the movies? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Hanging Suicide Vacuum Delay
  (Sergio Aragones)