Mad Special #68 Fall 1989

(Mad Shorts)

• Cover Photographer: Irving Schild
• Cover Underpants Designer and Model: Bob Clarke
  

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• Fold-In -- What is changing America's drinking habits?
  (Al Jaffee)
• Contents Page
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• An Officer Ain't No Gentleman (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• Mother Goose Around the World
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Little Known and Rarely Diagnosed Mad Ailments
  Contracted at Fast Food Restaurants (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Famous Quotations and How the People Back Then Reacted
  to Them (written by Frank Jacobs / Harry North, Esq. art)
• Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Merchandising We're Almost Sure to See...and Hate!
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Introduction page for Mad Shorts section (cover art from #103 - Norman Mingo art / written by Sergio Aragones)
• Pollution Alert (Sergio Aragones)
• Interpreting the News - What They Say... What It Means...
  (written by Gary Alexander / UPI photo of Walter Cronkite)
• How to Read an Airline Menu (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Spy vs. Spy - "You Are Here"
  then everywhere (Antonio Prohias)
• Mad's Aptitude Test Number One - Will You Make a Good Doctor? (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
• The Prophet
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Joe Orlando art)
• The Mad Word Puzzle (written by John Ficarra)
• In a Las Vegas Hotel Lobby
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / George Woodbridge art)
• A Modern Fairy Tale (Sergio Aragones)
• The Nice New Uncontroversial National Enquirer
  (written by Dennis Snee)
• Progress (written by Max Brandel / Bob Clarke art)
• A Mad Treasury of Shakespeare's Lesser Known Quotations