Mad #264 July 1986

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Ad for Subscriptions with Don Martin bonus offer (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "A masochist is one who paints himself into a corner
  and then applies a second coat!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters
  (photos of Jerry Mathers and Tony Dow reading Mad) (2-3)
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
  Mad's Believe It or Nuts! Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Moon-Fighting (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-9)
• The High Risks of Front Row Center
  (Paul Peter Porges) (10-12)
• One Grim Morning in South America
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (13)
• Mad's Pro Wrestling Predictions
  (written by John Prete / Angelo Torres art) (14-15)
• The Reagan White House Garage Sale
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Bob Clarke art) (16-17)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (18-22)
• Spy vs. Spy - dentist drill substitute (logo) /
  robot on oil slick (Antonio Prohias) (23)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Health Spa
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Al Jaffee art) (24-25)
• Mad's Sure Signs of Insanity
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Jack Davis art) (26-27)
• When the Rambo Influence Spreads Everywhere
  (written by Lou Silverstone and John Prete)
  (Angelo Torres art) (28-30)
• Why 999 Shoppers out of 1000 Never
  Collect Those Manufacturers' Rebates
  (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (31-33)
• Rocky V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI or,
  The Italian Scallion vs. The Great Hollywood Villains
  (Tom Hachtman) (34-35)
• One Grim Afternoon over the Mediterranean
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (36)
• When the Coke / Pepsi Rivalry Gets out of Hand
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Angelo Torres art) (37-40)
• Mad's Wrestling Promoter of the Year
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Mort Drucker art) (41-44)
• One Grim Twilight in the South Pacific
  (written by Mat Jacobs / Don Martin art) (45)
• A Mad Look at Water Sports (Sergio Aragones) (46-48)
• Fold-In -- What's the biggest financial
  drain on the federal government? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
  in a Video Rental Store (Al Jaffee)