Mad #261 March 1986

• Cover Artists: Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Don Martin art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Mad's Don Martin Sails Ahead Paperback,
  Super Special Summer 1986, Alfred E. Neuman portraits
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Miami Price (TV Satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• One Tuesday Morning on Easter Island
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Don Martin art) (9)
• Mad's Do-It-Yourself "Indiana Jones" Sequel
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Jack Davis art) (10-11)
• Mad's Great American Scavenger Hunt
  (written by Mike Snider / Sergio Aragones art) (12-13)
• Some American Express Card Commercials We'd Like to See (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (14-15)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (16-20)
• One Wednesday Morning in Roxbury, Connecticut
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (21)
• Mad Suggestions on How to Enjoy the Feeling of a Mid-Winter Beach Vacation While Staying at Home
  (Paul Peter Porges) (22-23)
• Camouflage Tricks of City Animals (written by Rurik Tyler)
  (Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art) (24-27)
• Mad's 14 Rules of Good Behavior
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (28-29)
• Spy vs. Spy - spring-connected, rock-filled
  boxing glove and boot (Antonio Prohias) (30)
• New Uses for Arm & Hammer Baking Soda
  (written by Mike Snider / Bob Clarke art) (31-33)
• Specialized Cable TV Networks of the Future (34-36)
  (written by Frank Jacobs and Earle Doud)
  (Sam Viviano art)
• Zonk Me Out at the Ball Game (song parody)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Al Jaffee art)
  (John Ambrosio idea) (37)
• Mad's Human Equivalency Scale
  (written by Mike Snider / Harry North, Esq. art) (38-39)
• The Mad Guide to Yuppies, Yullies, and Yuffies
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (40-41)
• One Thursday Morning in the Dungeon
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (42)
• Murder She Hopes (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
• Mad's Personal Ads
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola) (48)
• Picnicking Over a Missile Silo
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Don Martin art) (C3)
• Back Cover -- New, Improved Mad Pooper Scooper
  (Al Jaffee)