Mad #267 December 1986

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Mad's Spy vs. Spy Board Game (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Big Hairy Mad Paperback, Subscriptions
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Top Gunk (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• Early One Morning at the Hospital
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (9)
• Mad's Practical Joke Catalogue for Courtrooms
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Al Jaffee art) (10-11)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Music Video
  (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art) (12-13)
• Spy vs. Spy - rock through hole
  tank spring (Antonio Prohias) (14)
• Mr. Jolly Rogers' Neighborhood Visits a Local Bank
  (written by Larry Siegel / Angelo Torres art) (15-18)
• Horrifying Crime Cliches...
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (19-21)
• Mad's Fearless Forecast for the Upcoming TV Season
  (Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)
  (written by Barry Liebmann) (22-23)
• The Three Mile Island Children's Zoo
  (Tom Hachtman) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• The Defense Contractors' Clearinghouse Catalog
  (written by John Rios / Bob Clarke art) (31-33)
• The Advantages of Being Dumped
  (Paul Peter Porges) (34-35)
• Mad's Modern Day Tongue Twisters
  (written by David Ames / George Woodbridge art) (36)
• Head Trip (Sergio Aragones) (37)
• Those Ridiculous Little Things TV Commercials Say!
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art) (38-39)
• Future "Special Editions" of Trivial Pursuit
  (written by Charlie Kadau & Joe Raiola)
  (Elizabeth White idea) (40-41)
• Early One Afternoon at Top Gunk
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (42)
• Grabme & Spacey (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
• Early One Evening in Las Vegas
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (48)
• Fold-In -- How can devastating floods
  of gunk and filth be stopped? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Free Car Window Bonus -
  "Schmuck on Board!" (written by Charlie Kadau)