Mad #265 September 1986
- Cover Artist: Richard Williams
- Ad for Super Special Winter 1986 - The Knockout Mad (C2)
- Contents Page (1)
- "Only in America could a letter that offers a prize
of two million dollars be regarded as junk mail!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
- Letters and Tomatoes Dept. (2-3)
- Ads for Monumentally Mad and Mad Brain Ticklers, Puzzlers, and Lousy Jokes by Al Jaffee Paperbacks, Subscriptions
- Drawn-Out Dramas by Sergio AragonesMARGINAL THINKING DEPT. (summary)
**various places around the magazine
- Henna and Her SickosKNOCK ON WOODY DEPT. (movie satire)
 (written by Debbee Ovitz / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
- Video MaladiesVC℞ DEPT. (written by Don (Duck) Edwing)
(Don (Duck) Edwing and Harry North, Esq. art) (9-11)
- The Mad Sports Fan Hate BookJEERING THEM ON DEPT.
(written by Lou Silverstone / Jack Davis art) (12-13)
- Mad's Rock Music PredictionsGREAT CRYSTAL BALLS OF FIRE DEPT.
(written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (14-15)
- Follow Up Report on ProgressDICK DePT.
 (written by Dick DeBartolo / Al Jaffee art) (16-17)
- Cat ThoughtsFE-LINES DEPT. (Paul Peter Porges) (18-19)
- Spy vs. SpyJOKE AND DAGGER DEPT. -
typewriter message switch (Antonio Prohias) (20)
- Are You a Good Driver?ROAD SCHOLAR DEPT.
(written by John Prete / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (21-22)
- At the Bedside, Part IDEPARTING SHOTS DEPT.
(written by Charlie Kadau / Harry North, Esq. art) (23)
- The ReaganRICH MAN, POE MAN DEPT. (with apologies to Edgar Allen Poe)
(written by Frank Jacobs / Gerry Gersten art) (24-25)
- The Lighter Side of...BERG'S-EYE VIEW DEPT. (Dave Berg) (26-30)
- Don Martin Looks at WeddingsDON MARTIN DEPT. PART I
(written by Don (Duck) Edwing) (31-33)
- Home Fu!THE KARATE KIDDING DEPT.
(written by Rurik Tyler / George Woodbridge art) (34-35)
- Other Much Needed Rules Named for
the Irksome People Who Inspired ThemBLAME DROPPING DEPT. (written by Mike Snider / Sam Viviano art) (36-37)
- A Mad Look at Ms. LibertySERGIO ARAGONES DEPT. (Sergio Aragones) (38-39)
- At the Wedding of Fred Hemmes - (40)
Chef, Caterer, and Member of the National Rifle AssociationDON MARTIN DEPT. PART II (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Don Martin art)
- Clown and Lout in Beverly HillsHOBOSEXUAL DEPT. (movie satire)
 (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (41-44)
- If Super Heroes Needed Extra MoneyWORKING OFF THE (COMIC) BOOKS DEPT.
(written by Bob Supina / Angelo Torres art) (45)
- How to Pick Up GuysWOMEN'S GLIB DEPT. (written by Arnie Kogen)
(Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art) (46-47)
- At the Bedside, Part IIDEPARTING SHOTS DEPT.
(written by John Prete / Harry North, Esq. art) (48)
- Fold-In -- Where can you find the most dazzling,
colorful wildlife on display? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
- Back Cover -- Garbage Pail Adults
(Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)
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