Mad #268 January 1987

• Cover Artists: Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Don Martin art from #68) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "The only man entitled to be asleep at the switch is the owner of an electric blanket." -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (photo of Dick DeBartolo and
  Regis Philbin holding Mad Special #57) (2-3)
• Ads for Super Special Summer 1987 - Mad Bombs and
  Mad Lobsters by Paul Peter Porges Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Fearless Buller's Day Off (movie satire)
  (written by Dennis Snee / Mort Drucker art) (4-9)
• New Clothing Care Symbols That Tell It Like It Is
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Bob Clarke art) (10-11)
• If Society's Unwritten Rules of
  Behavior Were Actually Written Down
  (written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art) (12-13)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (14-18)
• One Balmy November Morning
  (written by Stanley Swiersz / Don Martin art) (19)
• Typewri-Toons
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Smith Corona art) (20-21)
• The Mad Guide to Various High School Types
  (written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art) (22-23)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Terrorist Training Camp (written by Lou Silverstone / Sergio Aragones art) (24-25)
• Famous Stories as Told By Famous People
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Bob Clarke art) (26-27)
• One Glorious December Morning
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (28)
• The Karocky Kid Part II (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (29-33)
• More Logical Farewells to Replace
  the Dreaded "Have a Nice Day!"
  (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (34-35)
• Spy vs. Spy - tank knock shooter
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (36)
• The Far-Out Ride of Edwin Meese
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Gerry Gersten art) (37-39)
• The Mad Richter Scale For Human Beings
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Al Jaffee art) (40-41)
• One Delightful January Morning
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (42)
• Alienators (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Davis art) (43-47)
• Santa Claus as Seen by... (Paul Peter Porges) (48)
• Fold-In -- What do experts agree makes students
  confused and out of touch with reality? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
  at Richard M. Nixon High (Al Jaffee)