Mad #270 April 1987

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

  ---

• Ad for Subscriptions (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (cast of The Golden Girls - Rue McClanahan,
  Bea Arthur, Estelle Getty, Betty White - hold a Mad) (2-3)
• Ads for Mad's Spy vs. Spy Board Game,
  The Wet and Wisdom of Mad Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Intro page for movie satires (Mort Drucker art) (4)
• Jumbled Joke Flash (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (5-7)
• The Color of Monotony (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (8-9)
• Peggy Got Stewed and Married (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (10-12)
• One Fine Morning on East 69th Street
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (13)
• Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself
  Rock Concert Newspaper Story
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (14-15)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (16-20)
• More Badly-Needed Warning Labels for Rock Albums
  (written by Desmond Devlin) (21-23)
• A Mad Look at People Even
  Lonelier Than The Maytag Repairman
  (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (24-25)
• Mad's Record Book For Televised Sports - Vol. I
  (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art) (26-27)
• Other Dangers of Smoking (Paul Peter Porges) (28-29)
• Spy vs. Spy - car becomes tank, bike becomes cannon
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (30)
• Banana Republic Dictator of the Year
  (Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)
  (written by Lou Silverstone) (31-34)
• One Fine Morning in the Maternity Ward
  (Don Martin) (35)
• State of the Art is...
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art) (36-37)
• A Mad Look at Moving (Sergio Aragones) (38-39)
• Perfectly Strange (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (40-44)
• Future Phone Gimmicks We Expect to See (Al Jaffee art)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo and Al Jaffee) (45-47)
• Living on the Edge (written by Don (Duck) Edwing)
  (Don (Duck) Edwing and Harry North, Esq. art) (48)
• Mad's Realistic State Lottery Scratch-Off Games
  (written by Mike Snider / Bob Clarke art) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Fold In -- What's the hottest
  number in merchandising today? (Al Jaffee)