Mad #269 March 1987

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Super Special Summer 1987 - Mad Bombs (C2)
• Contents Page
  (Alfred E. Headroom sort of introduces the issue) (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Subscriptions featuring The Completely Mad Don Martin Bonus, Sergio Aragones Mad Pantomimes Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Stand But Me (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• Hidden Details in Art
  (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art) (9-11)
• Drama on Page 12 - golf flagstick
  pulls up hole (John Caldwell) (12)
• Fund Raisers That Never Made It!
  (Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo) (13-15)
• Mini-Movies Featuring the
  Fickle Finger of Fate (Al Jaffee) (16-19)
• I Love Luny (TV rerun satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art) (20-21)
• Your Pet Has Reached Blissful Retirement When...
  (Paul Peter Porges) (22-23)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (24-28)
• Around Noon on a Downtown Street Corner
  (written by Stanley Swiersz / Don Martin art) (29)
• A Mad Look at Going to the Movies
  (Sergio Aragones) (30-31)
• Instructional Sports Videos We'd Like to See
  (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art) (32-33)
• Late One Afternoon in the Dungeon
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (34)
• The Mess Commission Report on Pornography
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
  (George Woodbridge art / Irving Schild photos) (35-38)
• Odes to Appliances, Gadgets, and other Modern Conveniences (idea by Marilyn Atkins)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (39-41)
• How Do You Rate as a Yuppie?
  (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (42-43)
• Spy vs. Spy - hidden boat cannon
  (last one exclusively by Antonio Prohias) (44)
• TV Spin-Offs Yet to Come
  (written by Tom Koch / Angelo Torres art) (45-47)
• Mad Charts (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola) (48)
• Fold-In -- What rampant form of addiction
  threatens the foundation of our society? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Mad Celebrity Madballs
  (Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)
  (written by John Prete)