MAD #269 — March 1987
"An argument is two people trying to get in the last word first." — Alfred E. Neuman
Contents
-
Ad for Super Special Summer 1987 — MAD BombsC2
-
Contents Page(Alfred E. Headroom sort of introduces the issue)1
-
Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Notes
- Ads for Subscriptions featuring The Completely Mad Don Martin Bonus, Sergio Aragones Mad Pantomimes Paperback
2–3 -
(various places around the magazine) summary
-
Stand But Me (movie satire)Loco-Emotion Picture Dept. (A Year to Dismember)Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Mort Drucker
Reprinted in 2 collections
4–8 sample -
Hidden Details in ArtPaint Misbehavin' Dept.Written by Tom Koch / Art by Bob Clarke
Reprinted in 1 collection
9–11 -
Drama on Page 12(golf flagstick pulls up hole)A Hole in Fun Dept.
Reprinted in 2 collections
12 sample -
Fund Raisers That Never Made It!Dick DePt.13–15
-
Mini-Movies Featuring the Fickle Finger of FateAll Jaffee Dept.16–19
-
I Love Luny (TV rerun satire)A Bad Case of the Re-Runs Dept.Written by Lou Silverstone / Art by Angelo Torres
Reprinted in 3 collections
20–21 -
Your Pet Has Reached Blissful Retirement When...It's Waning Cats and Dogs and... Dept.22–23
-
24–28
-
Around Noon on a Downtown Street CornerDon Martin Dept. Part IWritten by Stanley Swiersz / Art by Don Martin29
-
A MAD Look at Going to the MoviesSergio Aragones Dept.
Reprinted in 3 collections
30–31 -
Instructional Sports Videos We'd Like to SeeTape Me Out of the Ballgame Dept.Written by Mike Snider / Art by Jack Davis
Reprinted in 2 collections
32–33 -
Late One Afternoon in the DungeonDon Martin Dept. Part IIWritten by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Don Martin
Reprinted in 1 collection
34 -
The Mess Commission Report on PornographyGet Smut! Dept.
Reprinted in 1 collection
35–38 sample -
Odes to Appliances, Gadgets, and other Modern ConveniencesA Word to Device Dept.39–41
-
42–43 sample
-
Spy vs. Spy — hidden boat cannon(last one exclusively by Antonio Prohias)Joke and Dagger Dept.44 sample
-
TV Spin-Offs Yet to ComeHack to the Future Dept.Written by Tom Koch / Art by Angelo Torres
Reprinted in 1 collection
45–47 -
MAD ChartsStat's All, Folks! Dept.Written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola
Reprinted in 1 collection
48 -
Fold-In — What rampant form of addiction threatens the foundation of our society?
Reprinted in 2 collections
C3 -
Back Cover — MAD Celebrity Madballs
Reprinted in 3 collections
C4