Mad #301 March 1991

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ads for Super Special Summer 1991 - Computer Virus Edition and Fall 1991 - Collector's Series #1 (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Ad for Subscriptions
  featuring Mad Buttons Bonus / Big Books (2)
• Letters
  (Mort Drucker art for a Motley Crue album featured) (3)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Gauche (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (4-8)
• The Surprising Seafaring Scenario (Don (Duck) Edwing) (9)
• Just What is an Eternal Optimist?
  (written by John Prete / Gerry Gersten art) (10-11)
• Basic Underlying Premises
  of Various Products, Trends and Ideas
  (written by Mike Snider / John Caldwell art) (12-14)
• New Kids Albums of the 21st Century
  (written by Charlie Kadau & Joe Raiola)
  (Greg Theakston art) (15-16)
• Spy vs. Spy - fully loaded secret rubber cannon
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (17)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (18-22)
• The Receptionist's Revolting Resolution
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (23)
• The Hymn of the Battered Republic
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (24-25)
• Little-Known (and Rarely Called) Sports Infractions
  (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art) (26-27)
• Warning Labels of the Future
  Designed to Head-Off Potential Lawsuits
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art) (28-29)
• The New Benchmarks, Records and Barriers
  That Mankind is Rapidly Approaching - Part I
  (written by Mike Snider / Sergio Aragones art) (30-31)
• The Bloodcurdling Blue-Cross Brouhaha
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (32)
• The Real Demographics of Various TV Audiences - Volume II (written by Mike Snider / Bob Clarke art) (33-35)
• A Knack For Phobias (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (36-40)
• New Lifestyle Magazines for Huge Untapped Audiences
  (written by Mike Snider / John Pound art) (41-43)
• A Mad Guide On How to Look Upscale Without the Expense (Paul Peter Porges) (44-45)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes... The TV News Business
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Mort Drucker art) (46-47)
• Mad Magazine Reader's Competition
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola) (48)
• Fold-In -- What ominous death-dealing device
  continues to threaten future generations? (C3) (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Our (FastFood Restaurant) Employee of the Month (written by Bob Lizarraga / Black Melvin Inc. photo)