Mad #304 July 1991

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams
• Cover Writer: Paul Sollicito

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• Ad for Subscriptions
  featuring Mad Buttons Bonus / Big Books (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
  (photo of Tim Curry with cast of "It" with #297)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Oddfather Part III (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• Drama on Page 9 -
  "Turmoil Among the Timber" (John Caldwell) (9)
• America - Land of Opportunity
  (written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art) (10-11)
• Modern Day Clue Game Cards
  Ripped From Today's Headlines
  (written by Mary Pat Lindl / Greg Theakston art) (12-13)
• The Pitiful Postal Peril (Don (Duck) Edwing) (14)
• New and Improved Store Kiddie Rides
  (written by Dan Birtcher / Al Jaffee art) (15-17)
• More Same Words...Different Circumstances!
  (written by John Prete / Rick Tulka art) (18-19)
• The Masterful Mess-Hall Melee (Don (Duck) Edwing) (20)
• Unsolved Miseries (TV satire) (21-23)
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Jack Davis art)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Madonna Video
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
  (Mort Drucker art) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• Rotten Places Where Waldo Really Would Have to Hide
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Bunk art) (31-33)
• The Dorky Downhill Distortion (Don (Duck) Edwing) (34)
• Mad's Video Reviews
  (written by Stan Hart / Sam Viviano art) (35-37)
• Daily Aerobic Routines Without Costly Video Tapes
  (Paul Peter Porges) (38-39)
• Spy vs. Spy - boulder chain reaction effect on wrecking
  balls (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (40)
• Modern Day Dinosaurs We Wish Were Extinct
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (41-43)
• Deadwood Scissorsham (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (44-48)
• Fold-In -- What new health hazard are
  scientists now carefully monitoring? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Snappy Answers to
  Stupid Questions at a Wrestling Match (Al Jaffee)