MAD #303 — June 1991
"Germs attack people where they're weakest — which is why there are so many head colds!" — Alfred E. Neuman
Contents
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Ad for Super Special Winter 1991 — Movies IIIC2
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Contents Page1
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Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Notes
- Dave Berg's “Lighter Side of Cue Balls,” Ad for Subscriptions featuring MAD Buttons Bonus / Big Books, Ad for Duck Edwing's MAD Bizarre Blast Paperback
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(various places around the magazine)
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Stale Prince of Belch Air (TV satire)Home Sweet Homeboy Dept.Written by Stan Hart / Art by Mort Drucker
Reprinted in 2 collections
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The Monstrous Molar MayhemTales from the Duck Side Dept.
Reprinted in 1 collection
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Give It Up!Assuming the Futile Position Dept.Written by John Prete / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
Reprinted in 3 collections
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MAD's By-The-Numbers Guide to Predicting TV Tabloid and “Info-Tainment” StoriesSums Down Dept.Written by Mike Snider / Art by Rick Tulka
Reprinted in 3 collections
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The MAD Rock 'n Rap SamplerAlphabet Group Dept.Written by Charlie Kadau / Art by Bob Clarke
Reprinted in 1 collection
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The Lighter Side of...Berg's-Eye View Dept.16–20
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The Splattered Speedster SpectacleTales from the Duck Side Dept.
Reprinted in 1 collection
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Why Cats Have 9 Lives and You Have Only One!Me-ouch! Dept.22–23
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The Ballad of Rocky BalboaFrank on a Roll Dept.Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Gerry Gersten
Reprinted in 2 collections
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The New Benchmarks, Records and Barriers That Mankind is Rapidly Approaching — Part IISoaring to New Frights Dept.Written by Mike Snider / Art by Tom Bunk
Reprinted in 1 collection
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Who Says Being Stranded Can't Be FunWell, Isle Be Damned! Dept.33–35
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Spy vs. Spy — doves set off statue bombJoke and Dagger Dept.Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Bob Clarke
Reprinted in 2 collections
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A MAD Guide to How Simple Things Work — Part IIAll Jaffee Dept.
Reprinted in 3 collections
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The Revered Revolutionary RuseTales from the Duck Side Dept.
Reprinted in 1 collection
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MAD's Aptitude Test Number Seven — Will You Make a Good Flight Attendant?B-S.A.T. Dept.Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by George Woodbridge
Reprinted in 3 collections
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Fold-In — Who has carried the phrase “Read My Lips” much too far?
Reprinted in 1 collection
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Back Cover — Grayola Crayons — We're Changing Our Colors!Written by Charlie Kadau / Art by James Warhola
Reprinted in 3 collections
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