Mad #303 June 1991

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Ad for Super Special Winter 1991 - Movies III (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Ad for Subscriptions
  featuring Mad Buttons Bonus / Big Books
• Letters (Dave Berg's "Lighter Side of Cue Balls") (2-3)
• Ad for Duck Edwing's Mad Bizarre Blast Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Stale Prince of Belch Air (TV satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• The Monstrous Molar Mayhem (Don (Duck) Edwing) (9)
• Give It Up!
  (written by John Prete / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (10-11)
• Mad's By-The-Numbers Guide to Predicting
  TV Tabloid and "Info-Tainment" Stories
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art) (12-13)
• The Mad Rock 'n Rap Sampler
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Bob Clarke art) (14-15)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (16-20)
• The Splattered Speedster Spectacle
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (21)
• Why Cats Have 9 Lives and You Have Only One!
  (Paul Peter Porges) (22-23)
• The Ballad of Rocky Balboa
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Gerry Gersten art) (24-25)
• The New Benchmarks, Records and Barriers
  That Mankind is Rapidly Approaching - Part II
  (written by Mike Snider / Tom Bunk art) (26-27)
• Major Dud (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (28-32)
• Who Says Being Stranded
  Can't Be Fun (John Caldwell) (33-35)
• Spy vs. Spy - doves set off statue bomb
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (36)
• A Mad Guide to How Simple Things Work - Part II
  (Al Jaffee) (37-41)
• The Revered Revolutionary Ruse (Don (Duck) Edwing) (42)
• Mad's Aptitude Test Number Seven -
  Will You Make a Good Flight Attendant?
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (43)
• Home A-Groan (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Sam Viviano art) (44-48)
• Fold In -- Who has carried the phrase
  "Read My Lips" much too far? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Grayola Crayons - We're Changing Our Colors! (written by Charlie Kadau / James Warhola art)