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MAD #318 — April 1993

Cover art: Richard Williams

"If banks are so good with numbers, why are there always eight windows and three tellers?" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

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Contents Page

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Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Notes
- Dana Carvey and Phil Hartman with MAD #315 - sample, Ad for The Spring Training MAD Paperback
2–3
Ad for MAD Silkscreened Caps and T-shirts

sample
Drawn-Out Dramas

Marginal Thinking Dept.

Sergio Aragones

(various places around the magazine)
Home A-Groan 2 — Loot in New York (movie satire)

Kid 'n Foul Play Dept.

Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Mort Drucker
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #118 — February 1997
4–8
The Whimsical Warpath Wingding

Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

Don (Duck) Edwing
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #15 — June 2002
9
"Cops 'N' Robbers" Type Games Played by Today's Modern Kids

Opposites Attacked Dept.

Written by Russ Cooper / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #132 — November 1998
10–11
The MAD Treasury of Truly Unexplained Phenomena

Bang the Conundrum Slowly Dept.

Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Al Jaffee
Reprinted in 3 collections
12–14
Spy vs. Spy — delayed platform coiled spring release

Joke and Dagger Dept.

Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Bob Clarke
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Special #138 — July 1999
- Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
15
MAD 'Snowglobes' Shaken From Today's Headlines

Dome Improvement Dept.

Written by Michael Goodwin / Art by Tom Bunk
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #141 — November 1999
16–17
Superman R.I.P.

Frank on a Roll Dept.

Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Angelo Torres
Reprinted in 4 collections
18–20
What Would Really Happen if Extraterrestrials Came to Earth Today

Alien Notion Dept.

Written by Mike Snider / Art by Jack Davis
Reprinted in 3 collections
21–23
Magazine Origami We'd Like to See

Zinging Them Into the Fold Dept.

Written by Charlie Kadau / Art by Hugh McMahon
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #139 — August 1999
24–25
The Lighter Side of...

Berg's-Eye View Dept.

Dave Berg
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD's Greatest Artists: Dave Berg — 2013
26–30
The Conniving Carnival Caper

Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

Don (Duck) Edwing
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #141 — November 1999
31
Forgettable Firsts

Rookie Monsters Dept.

Paul Peter Porges
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #136 — April 1999
32–33 sample
Blah-sum (TV satire)

Toasted Bialik Dept.

Written by Dennis Snee / Art by Angelo Torres
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #136 — April 1999
34–38
The Acrobatic Apeman's Acclimation

Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

Don (Duck) Edwing
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #139 — August 1999
39
A MAD Look at Autographs

Serge-In General Dept.

Sergio Aragones
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #138 — July 1999
40–42
The National Pick-Your-Own Relatives Clearing House Catalogue

Clan Digging Dept.

Written by Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola and Dan Birtcher / Art by George Woodbridge
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #121 — June 1997
43–47
The One Fantasy So Outrageous, Madonna Dared Not Put It in Her Book

American Sex-press Dept.

Written by Tom Hachtman / Art by Jacques Hutzler / AP & Wide World photos

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Fold-In — What hideous creature is spreading a reign of death among our youth?

Al Jaffee
Reprinted in 1 collection
- The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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Back Cover — If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90's — "First Day of School"

Art by Richard Williams
Reprinted in 3 collections
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