Mad #318 April 1993

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "If banks are so good with numbers, why are there always eight windows and three tellers?" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Ad for Mad Silkscreened Caps and T-shirts
• Letters (2-3)
  (Dana Carvey and Phil Hartman with #315)
• Ad for The Spring Training Mad Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Home A-Groan 2 - Loot in New York (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• The Whimsical Warpath Wingding (Don (Duck) Edwing) (9)
• "Cops 'N' Robbers" Type Games
  Played by Today's Modern Kids
  (written by Russ Cooper / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (10-11)
• The Mad Treasury of Truly Unexplained Phenomena
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Al Jaffee art) (12-14)
• Spy vs. Spy - delayed platform coiled spring release
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (15)
• Mad 'Snowglobes' Shaken From Today's Headlines
  (written by Michael Goodwin / Tom Bunk art) (16-17)
• Superman R.I.P.
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Angelo Torres art) (18-20)
• What Would Really Happen if
  Extraterrestrials Came to Earth Today
  (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art) (21-23)
• Magazine Origami We'd Like to See
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Hugh McMahon art) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• The Conniving Carnival Caper (Don (Duck) Edwing) (31)
• Forgettable Firsts (Paul Peter Porges) (32-33)
• Blah-sum (TV satire)
  (written by Dennis Snee / Angelo Torres art) (34-38)
• The Acrobatic Apeman's Acclimation
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (39)
• A Mad Look at Autographs (Sergio Aragones) (40-42)
• The National Pick-Your-Own Relatives
  Clearing House Catalogue (43-47) (George Woodbridge art)
  (written by Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola, Dan Birtcher)
• The One Fantasy So Outrageous, Madonna Dared
  Not Put It in Her Book (AP & Wide World photos)
  (written by Tom Hachtman / Jacques Hutzler art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What hideous creature is spreading
  a reign of death among our youth? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90's -
  "First Day of School" (Richard Williams art)