Mad #321 September 1993

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Ad for Super Special November 1993 - Sex & Dating (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "How is it that people looking for
  a helping hand tend to overlook
  the one at the end of their own arm?" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Ad for Subscriptions -
  Why Kill Yourself? (lying below honeymoon bed spikes -
  written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Letters (photo of Mayim Bialik with #318) (2-3)
• Ad for Bristling Mad Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Star Blecch Deep Space Swine (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• Least Common Accidents and Injuries in America
  (written by Mike Snider / Tom Bunk art) (9-11)
• When Celebrities Take Jobs as Product Logos
  (written by Brent Brown / Greg Theakston art) (12-13)
• Other Uses for Blow-Dryers (Paul Peter Porges) (14-15)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (16-20)
• RIP 2000 Suicide Machine Owners Manual (21-23)
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Bob Clarke art)
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions /
  Stinging Comebacks to Snappy Answers (Al Jaffee) (24-26)
• Groundhog Deja Vu (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (27-31)
• The Avenging Oar (Don (Duck) Edwing) (32-33)
• Spy Vs. Spy - rocket lasso (34)
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / George Woodbridge art)
• Spin Doctors for the Rest of Us
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art) (35-37)
• Real-Life Stupid Human Tricks
  (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art) (38-40)
• Charade (newspaper parody) (Sam Viviano art)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola) (41-44)
• Baseball Card Wars
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (45-47)
• Show You Care. Save a Child Star
  (written by Frank Santopadre) (48)
• Fold-In --
  What vile act would be more perverse than anything
  these performers have been accused of? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Great Moments in Military Toy History -
  Manufacturers Lift the Ban on Gay Action Figures
  (Irving Schild photo)