Mad #317 March 1993

• Cover Artist: James Warhola

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• Ad for Super Special July 1993 - Collector's Series #5 -
  with Poster of The Mad Maze by David Anson Russo (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "The suburbs are where they cut down all the trees and
  then name the streets after them!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus (2)
• Letters (photo of Tim Allen with #311) (3)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Smellgross Place (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• The Villainous Vending Victimization
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (9)
• Deviant Editorial Responses to Widely Held Opinions
  (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (10-12)
• A Mad Report on Rollerblading (Al Jaffee) (13-16)
• The Sanguinary Serengetti Screw-Up
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (17)
• The Apartment You're Considering
  May Have Belonged to a Serial Killer If...
  (written by Dennis Snee / James Warhola art) (18-19)
• Spy vs. Spy - milking cow udder mine blower
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (20)
• Energizer Rabbit Commercials That Were Never Completed
  (John Caldwell) (21-23)
• When Country Western Goes Rap
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Rick Tulka art) (24-25)
• TV Bloopers We'd Really Like to See
  (Paul Peter Porges) (26-27)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (28-32)
• The Hidden Emotional Cost of Things
  (written by Dan Birtcher / Tom Bunk art) (33-35)
• The Eccentric Emergency Engagement
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (36)
• Entertainment Too Light Visits In Livid Color (TV Satire)
  (written by A. J. Marley / Sam Viviano art) (37-40)
• A Mad Look at Endangered Species
  (Sergio Aragones) (41-43)
• A League to Bemoan (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (44-48)
• Fold-In -- What favorite of both kids and parents
  is guaranteed to be around forever? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover --
  If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90's - "First Drug Test"
  (concept by Bob Bramble / Richard Williams art)