Mad #319 June 1993

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Super Special September 1993 - Sitcoms (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Letters
  (Ben Kingsley and Joe Mantegna with #312) (2-3)
• Ad for Lime Rock Mad Trading Cards
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Drek-ula (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-7)
• Unsuccessful Fundraising Events for
  Little Known Special Interest Groups
  (written by Chris Gudgeon / Al Jaffee art) (8-9)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (10-14)
• Don (Duck) Edwing's Twisted
  World of Magic and Illusion (15-18)
• Having "Baby Boomers" For Parents Means...
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art) (19-21)
• Practical Joke Items for the Pet Hater
  (written by Frank Santopadre / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (22-23)
• Mad Concert Maze (David Anson Russo art) (24-25)
• Blunder Siege (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (26-30)
• A TV News Editor's "Experts to Call in a Pinch" File
  (Marshall Vandruff and Larry Friedrich art)
  (written by Tom Koch) (31-33)
• Pick Up Lines to Use in Less Than Sterling Situations
  (written by Lori Kolman / Tom Bunk art) (34-35)
• Baseball's Most Important Spring Training Drills
  (John Caldwell) (36-38)
• Spy Vs. Spy - battering ram (Dave Manak) (39)
• Contractual Obligations We'd Like
  to See Some Celebrities Agree To
  (written by Russ Cooper / Mort Drucker art) (40-42)
• A Mad Look at The Bible (Sergio Aragones) (43-45)
• We're the Stars of the Balls Game (song parody)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Davis art) (46-47)
• What's Hot With the Blue Dot
  (written by Elizabeth White / Al Jaffee art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What potential disaster are the
  Florida people bracing themselves for? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Other Superhero Deaths
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Angelo Torres art)