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MAD #326 — March/April 1994

Cover art: Richard Williams Cover idea: Don (Duck) Edwing

"The reason many people are lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

Ad for Early Spring 1994 Special — MAD Super Heroes

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Contents Page — new layout

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Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Notes
- Photo of William Sadler reading MAD #324; ad for Subscriptions — Why Kill Yourself? (lying below honeymoon bed spikes — written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
2–3
Drawn-Out Dramas

Marginal Thinking Dept.

Sergio Aragones

(various places around the magazine)
Things That Suck

Written by Hal Pinurciolo

(various places around the magazine)
The MAD Guide to Doing Well / Not Doing Well on TV Talk Shows

Your Guest is as Good as Mine Dept.

Written by Greg Eckler / Art by Mort Drucker
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Special #136 — April 1999
- MAD About TV — 1999
4–6
The Intrepid Informer's Indictment

Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

Don (Duck) Edwing
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #19 — January 2003
7
New Grammy Award Categories We'd Like to See

And the Winners Aren't Dept.

Written by Mike Snider / Art by Rick Tulka
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Color Classics #1 — April 2000
8–9
Just When You Think It Can't Get Any Worse...

I Can't Believe It's Not Better Dept.

Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Tom Bunk
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #135 — March 1999
10–11
Right Now!

Eventing Our Spleen Dept.

Written by Mike Snider / Art by Sam Viviano
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #1 — January 2000
12–14
The Goofy Galapagos Goon-Squad

Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

Don (Duck) Edwing
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #19 — January 2003
15
When the Smithsonian Opens an Advertising Wing

They're the Disease and We're the Curator Dept.

Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by George Woodbridge
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #135 — March 1999
16–17
A MAD Look at Gambling

Serge-In General Dept.

Sergio Aragones
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #2 — March 2000
18–20
Where I'm Coming From

Excerpt Marks the Spot Dept.

Barbara Brandon

21–23
The New American Dream Career Path Chart

Opportunities Knocked Dept.

Written by Mike Snider / Art by Bob Clarke
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Special #138 — July 1999
- MAD Spoofs the 90s — Special Collector's Edition 2014
24–25 sample
It's a Recession... / It's a Depression...

A Penny Craved is a Penny Yearned Dept.

Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD XL #3 — June 2000
- MAD #508 — April 2011 (The MAD Vault)
26–28 sample
The Lighter Side of...

Berg's-Eye View Dept.

Dave Berg

29–32
Spy vs. Spy — growth serum

Joke and Dagger Dept.

Written by Jonathan Bresman / Art by Dave Manak
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Special #138 — July 1999
- Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
33
What If Technology Invaded History?

Device Age Dept.

John Caldwell
Reprinted in 3 collections
34–35
What Does it Say About Playing by the Rules When...

Adhere Today, Gone Tomorrow Dept.

Written by Mike Snider / Art by Sam Viviano
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #139 — August 1999
36–37
The Masochist's Workout

Pain's World Dept.

Paul Peter Porges
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #5 — August 2000
38–39
When Today's Controversial Issues Totally Invade the Comics

Strips Teased Dept.

Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Angelo Torres
Reprinted in 3 collections
40–42
Miscue 911 (TV satire)

A High Price Toupee Dept.

Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Jack Davis
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Special #136 — April 1999
- MAD #43 — June 2025
43–48
Fold-In — What is fast replacing candy as the valentine gift more and more women desire?

Al Jaffee
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD XL #2 — March 2000
- The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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Back Cover — Great Moments in History — Washington Cross-Dressing the Delaware

Art by Richard Williams
Reprinted in 8 collections
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