Mad #326 March/April 1994

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams
• Cover Idea: Don (Duck) Edwing

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• Ad for Early Spring 1994 Special - Mad Super Heroes (C2)
• Contents Page (new layout) (1)
• "The reason many people are lost in thought
  is because it's unfamilar territory!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (photo of William Sadler with #324) (2-3)
• Ad for Subscriptions -
  Why Kill Yourself? (lying below honeymoon bed spikes -
  written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Things That Suck (written by Hal Pinurciolo)
  **various places around the magazine
• The Mad Guide to Doing Well /
  Not Doing Well on TV Talk Shows
  (written by Greg Eckler / Mort Drucker art) (4-6)
• The Intrepid Informer's Indictment
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (7)
• New Grammy Award Categories We'd Like to See
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art) (8-9)
• Just When You Think It Can't Get Any Worse...
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Tom Bunk art) (10-11)
• Right Now!
  (written by Mike Snider / Sam Viviano art) (12-14)
• The Goofy Galapagos Goon-Squad
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (15)
• When the Smithsonian Opens an Advertising Wing (16-17)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / George Woodbridge art)
• A Mad Look at Gambling (Sergio Aragones) (18-20)
• Where I'm Coming From (Barbara Brandon) (21-23)
• The New American Dream Career Path Chart
  (written by Mike Snider / Bob Clarke art) (24-25)
• It's a Recession... / It's a Depression
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (26-28)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (29-32)
• Spy Vs. Spy - growth serum
  (written by Jonathan Bresman / Dave Manak art) (33)
• What If Technology Invaded History?
  (John Caldwell) (34-35)
• What Does it Say About Playing by the Rules When...
  (written by Mike Snider / Sam Viviano art) (36-37)
• The Masochist's Workout (Paul Peter Porges) (38-39)
• When Today's Controversial
  Issues Totally Invade the Comics
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Angelo Torres art) (40-42)
• Miscue 911 (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Davis art) (43-48)
• Fold-In -- What is fast replacing candy as the
  valentine gift more and more women desire? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Great Moments in History -
  Washington Cross-Dressing the Delaware
  (Richard Williams art)