Mad #329 July/August 1994

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Ad for Super Special Early Fall 1994 - Movie Classics (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ad for Subscriptions
• What Government Initials Really Stand For
  (written by Michael Goodwin)
  **various places around the magazine
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Everything You Ever Need to Know About Caning
  (Al Jaffee) (4-6)
• NYPD Boobs (TV satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (7-13)
• The '5W' Questions We'd Like to Ask of Local TV News
  (John Caldwell) (14-15)
• A Mad Look at Smoking (Sergio Aragones) (16-18)
• Dick Tracy, Bachelor
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (19-21)
• No-Joke Jokes
  (written by Fred Stoller / Marshall Vandruff art) (22-23)
• Satan's Secret Pacts...Revealed!
  (written by Mark Hudis / Drew Friedman art) (24-25)
• The Inane Invisible Intercourse (Don (Duck) Edwing) (26)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (27-30)
• The Anatomy of the Screaming Man
  (Robert Therrien) (31-33)
• Spy Vs. Spy - washed into shark moat
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art) (34)
• Condom Etiquette (Tom Cheney) (35-37)
• The Idiotic Invisible Interplay (Don (Duck) Edwing) (38)
• Flakier (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (39-44)
• Modern Updated Tales from the Crypt
  (written by Russ Cooper / Greg Theakston art) (45-47)
• The Infamous Invisible Incident (Don (Duck) Edwing) (48)
• Fold-In -- What has been Michael Jackson's
  most prized acquisition? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90's -
  "Hopscotch" (Richard Williams art)