MAD #329 — July/August 1994

"Nowadays, an after-dinner mint is what you need to pay the restaurant check!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for MAD Super Special Early Fall 1994 — Movie Classics
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
  2–3
• What Government Initials Really Stand For

  Behind the Abbreviate Ball Dept.

  Written by Michael Goodwin
  (various places around the magazine)
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine) summary
• Everything You Ever Need to Know About Caning

  All Jaffee Dept.

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
  4–6 sample
• NYPD Boobs (TV satire)

  The Bod Squad Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #1 — January 2000
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  7–13
• The '5W' Questions We'd Like to Ask of Local TV News

  Investigative Retorts Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #138 — July 1999
  14–15
• A MAD Look at Smoking

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
  16–18
• Dick Tracy, Bachelor

  Take My Wife, Police! Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #1 — April 2000
  • MAD About Comic Strips — 2003
  19–21
• No-Joke Jokes

  Counterfeits of Laughter Dept.

  Written by Fred Stoller / Art by Marshall Vandruff

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #2 — March 2000
  22–23
• Satan's Secret Pacts...Revealed!

  Winners and Lucifers Dept.

  Written by Mark Hudis / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #17 — August 2002
  • MAD #22 — December 2021
  24–25
• The Inane Invisible Intercourse

  Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #11 — August 2001
  26
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg
  27–30
• The Anatomy of the Screaming Man

  Shoutrage Dept.

  Robert Therrien
  31–33
• Spy vs. Spy — washed into shark moat

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD XL #3 — June 2000
  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  34
• Condom Etiquette

  The Trojan Course Dept.

  Tom Cheney

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #2 — March 2000
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  35–37
• The Idiotic Invisible Interplay

  Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #11 — August 2001
  38
• Flakier (TV satire)

  Shrink Rapped Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD About TV — 1999
  • MAD Special #139 — August 1999
  • MAD Art — 2002 (excerpt)
  • MAD Color Classics #10 — September 2004
  39–44
• Modern Updated Tales from the Crypt

  E.C. Does It Dept.

  Written by Russ Cooper / Art by Greg Theakston

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD XL #3 — June 2000
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  • Horrifyingly MAD — 2011
  45–47
• The Infamous Invisible Incident

  Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #11 — August 2001
  48
• Fold-In — What has been Michael Jackson's most prized acquisition?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD XL #22 — July 2003
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  • Totally MAD — 2012
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
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• Back Cover — If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90's — "Hopscotch"

  Art by Richard Williams
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