MAD #325 — February 1994

"These days, the problem with many neighborhoods is that there are more hoods than neighbors!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for MAD Super Special September 1994 — MAD Mania 3
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Photo of Mark Allen Shepherd and Armin Shimerman with MAD #321; Ad for Subscriptions — Why Kill Yourself? (lying below honeymoon bed spikes — written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• When the Beavis & Butt-Head Phenomenon Spreads Into Politics

  Twin Geeks Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #1 — April 2000
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  4–6 sample
• Spy vs. Spy — building window ledge gives way on hinge

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Russ Cooper / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #136 — April 1999
  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
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• Celebrity Self-Delusions

  Lifetime Deceivement Award Dept.

  Written by Lori Kolman / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #27 — June 2004
  8–9
• A MAD Look at Basketball

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #139 — August 1999
  • MAD #21 — October 2021
  10–12
• The Conservative Talk Show Host of the Year

  Cutting Off a Limbaugh Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart and Chris Hart / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #1 — January 2000
  13–16
• The Brutal Baseball Boondoggle

  Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
  • MAD Classics #14 — April 2007
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• Sentence Length Product Names We'd Like to See

  Why the Long Phrase? Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #136 — April 1999
  18–19
• Scenes as Played Out In Different Types of Movies

  Flushing the Genre Dept.

  Written by Terry Copeland / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #139 — August 1999
  20–21
• MAD's 7 Steps to Becoming a Hit TV Chef

  Cooks, Lines and Zingers Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #136 — April 1999
  • MAD Hodgepodge of Humor — Vol. 3 — December 2025
  22–23
• What If Superman Were Raised by Jewish Parents?

  Today You Are a Man of Steel Dept.

  Written by Jonathan Bresman / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD About Super Heroes — 2002
  • MAD Classics #9 — September 2006
  • MAD Presents Superman — Summer 2013
  24–25
• John Callahan's Misguided Tour of L.A.

  City of Angers Dept.

  John Callahan
  26–28
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg
  29–32
• Snow White as Reviewed by Today's Publications

  May the Dwarfs Be With You Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #20 — March 2003
  • MAD's Greatest Writers — Frank Jacobs — 2015
  33–35
• Every Single New Year's Eve...

  At the Joke of Midnight Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD Special #134 — January 1999
  • MAD Classics #12 — January 2007
  • MAD #531 — February 2015 — MAD Vault
  • MAD Stocking Stuffer — Special Collector's Edition 2016
  • MAD Hodgepodge of Humor — Vol. 3 — December 2025
  36–37 sample
• Shocking "Tell-All" Books by TV-Sitcom Characters

  Original Cast Reporting Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Mort Drucker, Rick Tulka, Sam Viviano, and Greg Theakston

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #140 — September 1999
  38–39
• 8 Runner-Up Prizes That Nobody Claimed

  Bringing Up Booby Dept.

  Paul Peter Porges

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #1 — January 2000
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  40–41
• The Stooge-itive (movie satire)

  Flee Circus Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD About the Movies — 1998
  • MAD About The Oscars — 2004
  • MAD About the Movies — Director's Cut — 2008
  42–47
• The Long-Suffering Lackey's Lament

  Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #1 — April 2000
  • Epic MAD — 2012
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — Deluxe Edition — 2014
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• Fold-In — Who on TV is surpassing Rush Limbaugh for intellectual social commentary?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Fold This Book — 1997
  • MAD About TV — 1999
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — Finally, A Cure for the Common Coffin! Swindle Gardens

  Written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Art by James Warhola

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #1 — April 2000
  • MADvertising — 2005
  • This Is Your Brain On MAD — Special Collector's Edition 2015
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