MAD #508 — April 2011
"Nowadays, a loner is someone who only has 400 friends on Facebook!" — Alfred E. Neuman
Contents
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Contents PageIt's the List We Can Do Dept.1
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Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Notes
- Keith Olbermann celebrity snap; announcement that Al Jaffee is turning 90!
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(various obscure places around the magazine)
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Ad for SubscriptionsDrew Friedman Sarah Palin art from MAD #5045
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The Fundalini PagesRandom Acts of Mindless Dept.
- Handy Uses For All the Unsold Copies of George W. Bush's Book — Art by Ward Sutton / Written by Michael Gallagher and Jeffrey Ford
- The Silly Six — Rejected Disney World Rides and Attractions (Art by Chris Houghton)
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- Zombie Love Is... (Scott Nickel)
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- The Yungbluth and the Restless — Dinosaur with Bible Excavated (Jason Yungbluth) sample
- The Fundalini Book of Ridiculously Long Records
- Rare Internet Users Who Really Exist! (Jeff Kruse)
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- Twitter (Sung to the Tune of Michael Jackson's "Thriller") — Written by Scott Nickel / Art by Hermann Mejia
- Questions to Ask at the Apple Genius Bar — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Rick Tulka
- Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds — Justin Timberlake (Art by Sam Viviano)
- Insults That (Upon Further Examination) Aren't Really That Insulting — Written by Jason Katzenstein / Art by Dan Hipp
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- Zombie Love Is... (Scott Nickel)
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- LeLievre and Let LeLievre — The First Supper (Glen LeLievre)
- Clark Can't — "Just eat around your Uncle Phil." (Todd Clark)
- Spotlight on American Universities — North-Central Upper Midwest U. — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Charles Akins
- Bitterman — job application (Garth Gerhart)
- Fairy Tale Endings Better Than "...And They Lived Happily Ever After" — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Leonardo Rodriguez
- Zombie Love Is... (Scott Nickel)
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- Ideas That Made Sense at the Time — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Bob Staake
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Justin Bieber — Never Sing. Never. It's Time For You 2 Shut UpThe Silence of the Ham Dept.11
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12–17 sample
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What We Really Learned From WikiLeaksWhat's Up, Docs? Dept.Written by Barry Liebmann / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.18–19
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MAD's Moronic Outtakes from Sarah Palin's Alaska (You Betcha!)There Will Be Blood Libel Dept.20–22
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Ad for Subscriptions — bonus MAD #96 print offer23
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Spy vs. Spy — giant microwaveJoke and Dagger Dept.
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Ad for Spy vs. Spy merchandise32
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100% Superficial — Justin Bieber — First Step 2 Obscurity: My Story — MAD Exclusive ExcerptHair Today, Gone Tomorrow Dept.Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Scott Bricher
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The MAD VaultThe More Things Change, the More They Stay the Lame Dept.Article from MAD #326: It's a Recession... / It's a Depression... — Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.38–40
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Wild, Unfounded Rumors Surrounding the Xbox KinectSensor and Sensibility Dept.
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John "Boo-Hoo" Boehner — "The Weeper of the House"A Real S.O.B. Story Dept.Art by Richard Williams44
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Pen and Stink Dept.
- The Machine That Travels Through Time — Joey Alison Sayers
- Projectile Vomit Baby — Scott Nickel
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- It Only Hurts When I Laugh — Christopher Baldwin
- The Long and Short of It — Dan Long
- Got Your Nose — Jacob Lambert
- Just Below the Surface — On a U.F.O... — Douglas Paszkiewicz
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Undercover Boob (TV satire)Workers' Condescension Dept.Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Tom Bunk
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7 Periods Closer to DeathRall of Fame Dept.
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How Barack Obama Stacks Up Against the Other 42 U.S. PresidentsAssail to the Chief Dept.
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Chia Bieber Pet (ad parody)Hair Apparent Dept.55
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Fold-In — What new kind of body scanning is causing people to waste countless hours?
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