MAD #330 — September 1994

"Ever notice how random chance always picks you for Jury Duty, but never to win the Lottery?" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for Subscriptions with MAD Pin Collection Bonus

  Jack Rickard art from MAD #239
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Photos of Billy Joel and Dan Rather with MAD #327
  2–3
• Useless Page Notes
  (various places around the magazine)
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• Books to Make Children More Politically Aware

  And a Child Shall Read Them Dept.

  Written by David Shayne / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #2 — September 2000
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  • MAD Spoofs the 90s — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  4–10
• A MAD Look at Sexual Harassment

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  • MAD's Greatest Artists: Sergio Aragonés — 2010
  11–13
• The MAD Mall Directory

  Little Shop of Har-Hars Dept.

  Written by William T. Raschendorfer / Art by Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #139 — August 1999
  14–15
• New "Ace" Cable TV Awards We'd Like to See

  The Winners of Our Discontent Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #4 — July 2000
  16–17
• The Jaded Jumper's Jeopardy

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #13 — January 2002
  18
• MAD Tours a Typical Film School

  Getting a Reel Education Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart and Chris Hart / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #137 — May 1999
  • MAD XL #17 — August 2002
  19–23
• A Comprehensive Sociological Study of the Distinguishing Characteristics of Major League Baseball Fans

  Tease a Crowd Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Monte Wolverton

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #2 — September 2000
  • MAD Classics #14 — April 2007
  24–25
• Spy vs. Spy — killer weed wacker blender

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #139 — August 1999
  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  26
• Al Jaffee Gets Gross

  All Jaffee Dept.

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD XL #6 — November 2000
  • The MAD Gross Book — 2001
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  • MAD #14 — August 2020
  • MAD #32 — August 2023 (excerpt)
  27–29
• The Nefarious Nuptial Narrative

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #13 — January 2002
  30
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg
  31–34
• Summer Camps for Kids With Unique Problems

  In-Tents Therapy Dept.

  Paul Peter Porges

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Special #139 — August 1999
  • The MAD Summer Survival Guide — 2004
  • MAD Classics #1 — August 2005
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  35–37
• Consumer Safety Labels We'd Love to See

  Warn in the U.S.A. Dept.

  Written by Frank Santopadre / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #138 — July 1999
  • Disturbingly Awful MAD — 2013
  38–39 sample
• Are You a Terminal Headbanger?

  Heavy Mental Dept.

  Tom Cheney

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #3 — June 2000
  40–41
• Dr. Quack — Modern Woman (TV satire)

  No Need to Seymour Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  42–47
• Dr. Kevorkian, Moonlighter

  Depart-Time Work Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  • MAD Spoofs the 90s — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  48
• Fold-In — What part of the Clinton crime plan seems destined to fail?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  C3
• Back Cover — Come to California and Get Away With Murder!

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Greg Theakston

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #4 — July 2000
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