Mad #332 December 1994

• Cover Artist: Drew Friedman

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• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters
  (Dick DeBartolo promotes Good Days and Mad) (2-3)
• Ad for Mad Star Trek Spectacular - Holiday 1994
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• How TV Networks Can Work Simpson Trial
  Updates Into Their Regular Programming
  (written by John Boni / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (4-5)
• Not So Subtle Signs Your Parents Think
  It's Time You Moved Out of Their House
  (written by Dennis Snee / Greg Theakston art) (6-7)
• Mad Takes Car Phones For a Ride (John Caldwell) (8-10)
• Not Quite Up to Speed (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (11-16)
• The Freakish Funeral Finale (Don (Duck) Edwing) (17)
• Strategic Aircraft For the Class Clown (Tom Cheney) (18-19)
• Brutal Honesty (Sean Eisenporth) (20-22)
• The Lion's Kin (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Sam Viviano art) (23-27)
• Louis Farrakhan Christmas Carols
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Drew Friedman art) (28-31)
• The Weird Western Whirlwind (Don (Duck) Edwing) (32)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (33-36)
• Spy Vs. Spy - helicopter cloud camouflage
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art) (37)
• Names of Music Groups as They Appear Elsewhere in Our Lives (written by Charlie Kadau) (38-39)
• A Mad Look at Women in Uniform
  (Sergio Aragones) (40-42)
• Fairest Shlump (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (43-47)
• America's Most Noteworthy Science Fair Projects...
  That Lost! (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
  (Tom Bunk art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What horrible sickness has
  recently been linked to smoking? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Great Moments in Advertising -
  An Official Disney Animation "Hard Cel"
  (Richard Williams art)