MAD #332 — December 1994

"A business executive is someone who talks golf in the office and business on the golf course!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for Subscriptions with MAD Pin Collection Bonus
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Dick DeBartolo promotes Good Days and MAD; ad for MAD Star Trek Spectacular — Holiday 1994
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• How TV Networks Can Work Simpson Trial Updates Into Their Regular Programming

  Court in the Act Dept.

  Written by John Boni / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  • MAD Spoofs the 90s — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  4–5
• Not So Subtle Signs Your Parents Think It's Time You Moved Out of Their House

  Eviction Noticed Dept.

  Written by Dennis Snee / Art by Greg Theakston

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #1 — January 2000
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  6–7
• MAD Takes Car Phones For a Ride

  Ringin' in the Lane Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #7 — January 2001
  8–10
• Not Quite Up to Speed (movie satire)

  The Bus Flops Here Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #2 — March 2000
  11–16
• The Freakish Funeral Finale

  Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing
  17
• Strategic Aircraft For the Class Clown

  Plane Nonsense Dept.

  Tom Cheney

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #137 — May 1999
  18–19
• Brutal Honesty

  Truth Ache Dept.

  Sean Eisenporth

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #3 — June 2000
  20–22 sample
• The Lion's Kin (movie satire)

  Jungle Feeble Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #5 — April 2002
  • MAD Fixes Cats — Special Collector's Edition 2025
  23–27
• Louis Farrakhan Christmas Carols

  Frank on a Roll Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Special #134 — January 1999
  • Inside MAD — 2013
  • MAD Picks — Special Collector's Edition 2013
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
  28–31
• The Weird Western Whirlwind

  Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #11 — August 2001
  32
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg
  33–36
• Spy vs. Spy — helicopter cloud camouflage

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD XL #1 — January 2000
  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  37
• Names of Music Groups as They Appear Elsewhere in Our Lives

  Identity for Two Dept.

  Written by Charlie Kadau

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  38–39
• A MAD Look at Women in Uniform

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #8 — March 2001
  40–42
• Fairest Shlump (movie satire)

  Hanks for the Memories Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 6 collections

  • MAD XL #9 — June 2001
  • MAD About The Oscars — 2004
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  • MAD About the Movies — Director's Cut — 2008
  • MAD Spoofs the 90s — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  43–47
• America's Most Noteworthy Science Fair Projects... That Lost!

  He Who Labs Last Dept.

  Written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Special #137 — May 1999
  • MAD XL #8 — March 2001
  • MAD XL #31 — January 2005
  48
• Fold-In — What horrible sickness has recently been linked to smoking?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #2 — September 2000
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — Great Moments in Advertising — An Official Disney Animation "Hard Cel"

  Art by Richard Williams

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Fixes Cats — Special Collector's Edition 2025
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