MAD #341 — December 1995

"A teacher is someone who talks in our sleep!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Subscription Ad

  Haunted by The Ghost of Christmas Presents? — George Woodbridge art from MAD #116
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Ad for Super Special December 1995 — Ecch Rated MAD — Celebrity Snaps of Joey Buttafuoco and Fidel Castro
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• Who Gives a Rat's Ass?

  Don't Care Package Dept.

  Written by Russ Cooper
  (various places around the magazine)
• Appalling 13 (movie satire)

  Losing Your Launch Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #9 — June 2001
  4–8
• A MAD Look at Alien Abductions

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Spoofs Sci-Fi / Star Wars — Special Collector's Edition 2015
  • MAD XL #3 — June 2000
  • MAD #39 — October 2024
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 9 — Aug/Sep 2024
  9–11
• A MAD Peek Behind the Scenes at a Coffee Bar

  An Embarrassment of Richard's Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Shary Flenniken

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #7 — January 2001
  12–13
• How to Tell if You've Selected a Bad HMO

  We All Have Our Blue Cross to Bear Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #4 — September 2001
  • MAD Art — 2002 (excerpt)
  • Inside MAD — 2013
  • MAD Choice Cuts — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
  14–15 sample
• Spy vs. Spy — skis destroy helicopter

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  16
• Hokeyhontas (movie satire)

  Tribes and Tribulations Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Walt F. Rosenberg

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #21 — June 2003
  17–20
• MAD's Parental Guide for Safe MTV Viewing

  Do the Rate Thing Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Leslie Sternbergh and Ray Burns

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #7 — January 2001
  • MAD Classics #9 — September 2006
  21–23
• These Days We Consider Ourselves Lucky...

  Fortunate Tellers Dept.

  Written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #8 — March 2001
  24–25
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg
  26–30 sample
• Duck Edwing Clowns Around

  Don (Duck) Edwing
  31–33
• Bottom of the Barrel Nick at Nite "Theme" Programming

  A Bad Case of the Reruns Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #9 — June 2001
  34–35
• The "Makes About as Much Sense" Equivalency Chart (part two)

  Bump on a Logic Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
  36–37
• Ailments of Modern Technology

  Aches and Banes Dept.

  Written by David Connor / Art by Monte Wolverton

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD XL #6 — November 2000
  • MAD Color Classics #4 — September 2001
  • Totally Useless MAD — 2013
  38–39
• Rarely Noticed Gaps

  A Pain in the Crevasse Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #9 — June 2001
  40–42
• MAD Interviews the Tobacco Executive of the Year

  Choke and Gaggers Dept.

  Written by Chris Hart / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #14 — March 2002
  43–47
• Magic Tricks in Everyday Life

  Stop the Prestidigitations Dept.

  Written by Darren Johnson / Art by Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #11 — August 2001
  48
• Fold-In — What do Americans have to be truly thankful for this Thanksgiving?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — Bore'em and Bait'em Media Circus

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Jack Davis
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