MAD #340 — Oct./Nov. 1995

"How come we choose from just two people for President, and fifty for Miss America?" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Subscription Ad

  Haunted by The Ghost of Christmas Presents? — George Woodbridge art from MAD #116
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters & Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Ad for Super Special November 1995 — 100% Spy vs. Spy
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• Die Hard With No Variance (movie satire)

  Willis Never End? Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #8 — March 2001
  • MAD Classics #16 — July 2007
  4–7
• The Ten Commandments of Body Piercing

  Holier Than Ow! Dept.

  Tom Cheney

  Reprinted in 8 collections

  • MAD Special #123 — September 1997
  • The MAD Gross Book — 2001
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  • Totally MAD — 2012
  • The Golden Treasury of Trash — Special Collector's Edition 2013
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
  • MAD #42 — April 2025
  8–9
• Spy vs. Spy — suitcase as final weapon

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  10
• Video Games That Nintendo Rejected

  Joy Schtick Dept.

  Sean Eisenporth

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #8 — March 2001
  • MAD Classics #12 — January 2007
  11–14
• Gasper (movie satire)

  My So-Called Afterlife Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #30 — November 2004
  • Horrifyingly MAD — 2011
  15–19
• Your Life vs. Life on Melrose Place / 90210

  Dull and Void Dept.

  Written by Lori Kolman / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #137 — May 1999
  20–22
• How Madonna Revived Her Sagging Career — A Look Back from the 21st Century

  Restoring the Old Luster Dept.

  Written by Barry Liebmann / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #10 — July 2001
  23–25
• The Momentous Medical Megillah

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #11 — August 2001
  26
• When Sesame Street Caves in to the Radical Right

  Newtwork Television Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD About TV — 1999
  • MAD XL #10 — July 2001
  27–30 sample
• A MAD Look at Back to College

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #137 — May 1999
  31–33
• The Untold Story of Rap Music Through History

  Going Wack in Time Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #8 — March 2001
  34–35
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg
  36–40
• Superhero High

  The Fantastic Four Years Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Joe Staton

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD XL #7 — January 2001
  • MAD About Super Heroes — 2002
  • MAD #33 — October 2023
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 6 — Jul/Aug 2023
  41–43
• If James Bond Were "Updated" for the Politically-Correct '90s

  P.C. Galore Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD XL #1 — January 2000
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  44–48
• Fold-In — What form of street noise is becoming increasingly annoying to everyone?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — Tankedaway — How Refreshingly Destructive

  Art by Gerry Gersten

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MADvertising — 2005
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