MAD #339 — September 1995

"Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for Subscriptions with MAD Pin Collection Bonus
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Sotheby's MAD About MAD auction to be held in New York Oct. 20, 1995
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine) summary
• Fiends (TV satire)

  Generation Ecch Dept.

  Written by Josh Gordon / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD About TV — 1999
  • MAD Color Classics #3 — April 2001
  • MAD Spoofs the 90s — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  4–8
• Still More Badly Needed Warning Labels for Rock Albums

  Disc-claimers Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #8 — March 2001
  9–11 sample
• A MAD Reality Check — What You Can Expect from the Information Superhighway

  Reality Bytes Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Color Classics #3 — April 2001
  12–13
• A MAD Look at Exercising

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #8 — March 2001
  14–16
• The Academy for the Radical Religious Right Course Catalogue

  Funda-Mental Institution Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #7 — January 2001
  17–20
• Spy Vs. Spy — missile surfer

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #8 — March 2001
  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  21
• Irony Is...

  Behind the Fate Ball Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #9 — June 2001
  22–23 sample
• Star Blecch Voyeur (TV satire)

  Space — The Final Affront's Here Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Art — 2002 (excerpt)
  • MAD Color Classics #5 — April 2002
  24–28
• The Book of Duck

  Bible Belts Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #8 — March 2001
  29–31
• Re-Naming Everyday Gadgets to Reflect Their Actual Purpose

  Retitle Wave Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #6 — November 2000
  32–34
• Spy Vs. Spy — observatory telescope cannon

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by John Schneider / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  • MAD #39 — October 2024
  35 sample
• MAD's Modern Get Out of Jail Free Cards

  Justice Is Blind-Sided Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
  36–37
• Are You a Shopaholic?

  The Buying Game Dept.

  Written by John Prete / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Color Classics #3 — April 2001
  38–39
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #20 — March 2003
  40–44
• Howard at the Mike — based on Ernest Lawrence Thayer poem Casey at the Bat

  Humor in a Shock Jockular Vein Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #3 — April 2001
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  • Totally MAD — 2012
  45–48
• Fold-In — What form of horrible physical abuse is society powerless to end?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD XL #8 — March 2001
  • MAD Classics #16 — July 2007
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — The Adventures of Harold Lipmeyer, Chiropractor

  Computer graphics Peter Sun / Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Irving Schild photos

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #30 — November 2004
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