MAD #346 — June 1996

"Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Subscription Ad — Why Kill Yourself?

  archery target — redrawn from #173

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Ads for Super Special #113 — June 1996 — Ecch! Rated and Super Special — July 1996 — Collector's Series #13
  2–3
• Now That It's All Over

  Crossing the Finished Lines Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin
  (various places around the magazine)
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• Smellen (TV satire)

  DeGeneres to a Fault Dept.

  Written by A. J. Marley / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #13 — January 2002
  4–9
• What You're Missing When You Miss the Local Noon News

  Broadcast Snooze Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #11 — August 2001
  10–11
• The Newt Gingrich Video Club

  The Film-Flam Man Dept.

  Written by Barry Liebmann / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #11 — August 2001
  12–13
• Statistical Breakdown of MAD Subscriber Cancellations

  Many Unhappy Returns Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #11 — August 2001
  14–15
• A MAD Look at Emergency Rooms

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #11 — August 2001
  16–18
• More Chilling Thoughts

  The Fright Stuff Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Color Classics #5 — April 2002
  19–21
• Are You a “Type A” Personality?

  Stressed to Kill Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #12 — November 2001
  22–23 sample
• Heirlooms of the Future

  An Embarrassment of Richard's Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by James Warhola

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #11 — August 2001
  24–25
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #14 — March 2002
  26–30
• Pat the Candidate

  Loose Buchanan Dept.

  Written by David Shayne / Art by Sam Viviano
  31–34
• June 3, One Million B.C.

  Passing a Stone-Age Dept.

  Written by Dan Collins / Art by Jack Davis

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD XL #26 — March 2004
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  35 sample
• Biblical Pet Peeves

  In the Name of the Bother Dept.

  Written by Barry Liebmann / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #11 — August 2001
  36–38
• The Neighborhood Penny Pincher Sales Circular

  Flier Beware Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Steve Smallwood

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #13 — January 2002
  39–41
• The Confusing Cavalry Confrontation

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #15 — June 2002
  42
• Mr. Hollow's Old Puss (movie satire)

  The Leader of the Bland Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #32 — March 2005
  43–47
• What's the Difference?

  A Massive Chart Attack Dept.

  Written by Mark Evanier / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #15 — June 2002
  48
• Fold-In — What does a college degree still assure today's graduates?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #4 — September 2001
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — A Fairy Tale We'd Like To See

  Written by Dan Collins / Art by Bob Jones
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