Mad #346 June 1996

• Cover Artist: Joe Devito
• Cover Writer: Michael Gallagher

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• Subscription Ad - Why Kill Yourself?
  (archery target - redrawn from #173)
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Getting old is when a narrow waist and
  a broad mind change places!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Super Special #113 June 1996 - Ecch! Rated
  and Super Special July 1996 - Collector's Series #13
• Now That It's All Over (written by Desmond Devlin)
  **various places around the magazine
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Smellen (TV satire)
  (written by A. J. Marley / Sam Viviano art) (4-9)
• What You're Missing When You Miss the Local Noon News
  (John Caldwell) (10-11)
• The Newt Gingrich Video Club
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Drew Friedman art) (12-13)
• Statistical Breakdown of Mad Subscriber Cancellations
  (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (14-15)
• A Mad Look at Emergency Rooms (Sergio Aragones) (16-18)
• More Chilling Thoughts
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art) (19-21)
• Are You a "Type A" Personality?
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Bob Clarke art) (22-23)
• Heirlooms of the Future
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / James Warhola art) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• Pat the Candidate
  (written by David Shayne / Sam Viviano art) (31-34)
• June 3, One Million B.C.
  (written by Dan Collins / Jack Davis art) (35)
• Biblical Pet Peeves
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Mort Drucker art) (36-38)
• The Neighborhood Penny Pincher Sales Circular
  (written by Mike Snider / Steve Smallwood art) (39-41)
• The Confusing Cavalry Confrontation
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (42)
• Mr. Hollow's Old Puss (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
• What's the Difference?
  (written by Mark Evanier / Rick Tulka art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What does a college degree
  still assure today's graduates? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- A Fairy Tale We'd Like To See
  (written by Dan Collins / Bob Jones art)