Mad #347 July 1996

• Cover Artist: C. F. Payne
• Cover Writer: Paul Peter Porges

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• Subscription Ad - Why Kill Yourself?
  (going to the dogs dressed as a cat - redrawn from #192)
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Jones art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Broke 'N' Narrow (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• Future Olympic Dance Competitions (John Caldwell) (9-11)
• Mad Assesses the Field of Other
  "Potential" Presidential Contenders
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Rick Geary art) (12-14)
• Mad Visits This Year's Blahblahpaloser
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Ray Alma art) (15-19)
• A Mad Look at "When Nature Calls"
  (Sergio Aragones) (20-23)
• You Have No Chance of Winning an Olympic Medal If...
  (written by John Caldwell / Sandy Kossin art) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• What if God Was One of Us?
  (featuring William M. Gaines) (31-33)
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Drew Friedman art)
• Olympic Moments We're Sure to See
  (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art) (34-36)
• TV Shows Geared to Teach Hard Subjects
  (Gunnar Johnson) (37-39)
• The Wonderful, Wonderful World of Computers
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (40-42)
• Wishin' for the Impossible (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
• The Diabolical Deluge Deceit (Don (Duck) Edwing) (48)
• Fold-In -- Who has the most to lose if kids
  are kept away from the web? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- A Soho Success Story
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Tom Bunk art)