Mad #345 May 1996

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams
• Cover Writer: Sergio Aragones

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• Ad for Subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself?
  (last day of school trampling - Angelo Torres art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (photo of Ron Howard with #341) (2-3)
• Ad for Super Special April 1996 - The Music Mad
• Well, Duh! (written by Russ Cooper)
  **various places around the magazine
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Mad's Beatles Songbook (written by Frank Jacobs) (4-8)
  • Alfred E. Neuman's "What Me Worry Band"
    Album Cover (Drew Friedman art)
  • "Gambling" sung to the tune of
    "Something" (Sergio Aragones art)
  • "Internet" sung to the tune of
    "Yesterday" (Dennis Langdon, Jr. art)
  • "Hey, Newt" sung to the tune of
    "Hey, Jude" (Gerry Gersten art)
  • "Talk-Show Fan" sung to the tune of
    "Nowhere Man" (Tom Bunk art)
  • "The Royal Family" sung to the tune of
    "Yellow Submarine" (Angelo Torres art)
• A Mad Look at Graduations (Sergio Aragones) (9-12)
• Chilling Thoughts
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art) (13-15)
• Appliance Story or How Other Things In
  Your House Behave When You're Not Around
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Steve Smallwood art) (16-17)
• The Ghastly Gastronomical Glitch
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (18)
• Telemarketing Theatre
  (written by John Reiner / Jack Davis art) (19-21)
• Why Is It? (22-23)
  (written by Barry Liebmann / George Woodbridge art)
• A Court TV Scene We'd Like to See
  (written by Dave Berg / David Small art) (24)
• The Devil's Advocate - The Monthly Newsletter For Satan Worshippers (written by Frank Jacobs and Bill Fibbers)
  (Mort Drucker, Angelo Torres, George Woodbridge,
  and Lisa Blackshear art) (25-28)
• Drama on Page 29! -
  reading plane-pulled sign backwards (John Caldwell) (29)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (30-34)
• The Popemobile For Rent
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Gerry Mooney art) (35-37)
• When "Per Serving" Information
  is Placed on Everything (38-39)
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Glenn Barr art)
• Amazing Discoveries Products that Never Left the Lab
  (Tom Cheney) (40-41)
• Spy Vs. Spy - hammer car smashes spy nail
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art) (42)
• Carolwhine Sitting Pretty (TV satire)
  (written by Josh Gordon / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (43-48)
• Fold-In -- What sinister operation is driving
  people to the breaking point? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- The Zit
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Tom Bunk art)