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Mad #364 December 1997

Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

Border Artist: Paul Coker, Jr.

Ad for Subscriptions (Kelly Freas art from #52) (C2)

Contents Page (1)

"The clearest digital signal is still
flipping someone the bird!" -- Alfred E. Neuman

Letters (photo of Don (Duck) Edwing on the
cover of Home Worker Magazine) (2-3)

Ad for Super Special December 1997 #125 - Big Bad Mad #5

Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
**various places around the magazine

NBC's Desperate Plans for Seinfeld Spinoffs
(written by David Shayne and Joe Raiola)
(Drew Friedman art) (4-7)

Monroe &... The Big Party
(written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (8-10)

Air Farce One (movie satire)
(written by Stan Hart / Sam Viviano art) (11-16)

Product Instructions for a Dumbed-Down America

Newspaper Stories You May See
After Future Anti-Discrimination Lawsuits (written by Stan Hart / James Warhola art) (18-20)
The Beer Hunter (Don (Duck) Edwing) (21)
Important Lessons Learned from the Mars Pathfinder Mission (Tom Hachtman art)
(written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg) (22-23)
Mad-sterpiece Theater: Sadistic "Simon Says"
(written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Tom Bunk art) (24-25)
Spy vs. Spy - tuba missile (Peter Kuper) (26-27)
A Mad Look at Airports (Sergio Aragones) (28-30)
The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (31-34)
Playboy Newsstand Spectacles (written by Jeff Kruse / Greg Theakston art) (35)
Microsoft Monopoly: What we're doing to you today (ad parody) (written by Peter Kuper) (36)
Still Even More Chilling Thoughts (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art) (37-39)
Adult Novelties for Losers (John Caldwell) (40-41)
The Droop Carey Show (TV satire) (written by Josh Gordon / Angelo Torres art) (42-47)
Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Jerry Seinfeld
(written by Mike Snider / James Warhola art) (48)
Fold-In -- What beloved four-legged creature won't be around to light up kids' lives this Christmas?
(Al Jaffee) (C3)
Back Cover -- Marilyn Hanson (written by Desmond Devlin / Hermann Mejia art)

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