MAD #362 — October 1997

"Most doctor's gains are ill-gotten!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for Subscriptions

  Kelly Freas art from #52
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Photo of William Shatner with Star Trek Spectacular; ad for Super Special October 1997 #124 — Collector's Series #15
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• MAD Goes on the Set of the Next “Jerky Chan” Movie

  The Little Ninja That Could Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Timothy Shamey

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #17 — September 2007
  4–7
• What to Expect When Your Grandparents Are Expecting

  Rubbing Salt in the Womb Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #21 — June 2003
  8–10
• The Chelsea E-Mails —
  Top-Secret Notes Between The Clintons and Their Daughter

  www.whitehouse.com-edy Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Mort Drucker
  11–14 sample
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Death

  The Schmucks Stop Here Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Kevin Pope

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #4 — January 2006
  15–17
• Cheap Foreign Ripoffs of American Cartoons

  Pillage Idiots Dept.

  Written by Sean Eisenporth / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD XL #23 — August 2003
  • Inside MAD — 2013
  • MAD Picks — Special Collector's Edition 2013
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
  18–19
• The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit — Chapter XX —
  “The Cabin of Doom!”

  Canuckleheads Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Gross Book — 2001
  20
• Truly Modern Day Labors of Hercules We'd Like to See

  Entertainment Greekly Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Bill Wray
  21–23
• The MAD People Watcher's Guide to a Typical U.S. Corporation

  One Downsize Fits All Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #19 — January 2003
  24–25
• A MAD Look at Cross Dressing

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #28 — July 2004
  • MAD's Greatest Artists: Sergio Aragonés — 2010
  26–28
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #23 — August 2003
  • MAD's Greatest Artists: Dave Berg — 2013
  29–32
• The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit — Chapter XXIV —
  “The Precipice of Peril!”

  Canuckleheads Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Gross Book — 2001
  33
• Spy vs. Spy — white flag axe

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Peter Kuper (Bill Janocha mistakenly credited for writing)

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  • Spy vs. Spy — Fight to the Finish — 2013
  34–35
• MAD Presents Restaurant Reviews for the Finicky Fly

  When Feast Meets Pest Dept.

  Written by Lori Kolman / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #21 — June 2003
  36–38
• The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit — Chapter XXVII —
  “Stumping Evil!”

  Canuckleheads Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Gross Book — 2001
  39
• The Downsides of Various Dream Jobs

  A Kick in the Career End Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #21 — June 2003
  40–41
• Monroe &… A Sunday Afternoon With Dad

  Angster's Paradise Dept.

  Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Bill Wray
  42–44
• When Other TV Shows Finally Come Out of the Closet

  Gaywatch Dept.

  Written by Russ Cooper / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD About TV — 1999
  45–47
• MAD's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Grieving Las Vegas Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Thomas Fluharty

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #19 — January 2003
  48
• Fold-In — What's the hottest sound in rap today?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #19 — January 2003
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — The Totally Amazing Ab Terrorizer!!!

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Photo by Irving Schild

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MADvertising — 2005
  • Totally Useless MAD — 2013
  • MAD #42 — April 2025
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