MAD #375 — November 1998

"The psychiatrist's office is where you say what you think and be told what you mean." — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for Subscriptions

  Joe DeVito art from MAD #365
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • MAD Blurb — John Goodman quote in New York Times, ad for Super Special #132 — November 1998 — Ultra MAD and MAD About the Movies book
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist Moves to South Park

  Oh My God — They Analyzed Kenny! Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Grey Blackwell

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD About TV — 1999
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  4–8
• One Fine Day at the Candy Store

  Lolli-gag Dept.

  Written by Jay Lynch / Art by Monte Wolverton

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • The MAD Gross Book — 2001
  • MAD Art — 2002
  • MAD Hodgepodge of Humor — Vol. 5 — September 2026
  9 sample
• MAD Morphs

  Altered Egos Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Hermann Mejia

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Art — 2002
  • MAD XL #26 — March 2004
  10–11
• Updating Classic Toys

  Revises Do Little Dept.

  Written by Michael Gallagher / Art by Scott Bricher

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #27 — June 2004
  12–13
• Monroe &… Halloween

  Angster's Paradise Dept.

  Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Bill Wray

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Art — 2002 (excerpt)
  • MAD Classics #3 — November 2005
  • Horrifyingly MAD — 2011
  14–16
• The ABC's of 15 Minutes of Fame — Volume II

  We Bring You Fleetings Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #25 — January 2004
  17–21
• Duck Edwing Takes Off The Mask of Zorro

  A Sworded Affair Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #3 — November 2005
  22–23
• Uncle Sleeze's House of Beepers and Cell Phones

  An Embarrassment of Richard's Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by James Warhola

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #29 — August 2004
  24–25
• Proposed Features of the William J. Clinton Presidential Library

  Assail to the Chief Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #9 — April 2004
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD Spoofs the 90s — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  26–28
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to the Rules of the Road

  The Schmucks Stop Here Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Kevin Pope

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #17 — September 2007
  29–31
• Spy vs. Spy — robot chokers

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  • MAD #30 — April 2023
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 5 — Apr/May 2023
  32–33
• Tipoffs That You Go to a Really Tough School

  Readin', Riotin' & 'Rithmetic Dept.

  Written by Barry Liebmann / Art by Timothy Shamey

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #29 — August 2004
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  34–36
• A MAD Look at Dentists

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Classics #1 — August 2005
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  37–39
• MAD's Instant Movie Reviews: The Sequel

  The Truth Is in There Dept.

  Written by Russ Cooper / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #27 — June 2004
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
  40–41
• AHM-A-GETTIN' (The Hell Outta Here!) (movie satire)

  Great Balls of Dire Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #25 — January 2004
  42–47
• MAD's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds: John Tesh

  Grieving Las Vegas Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Thomas Fluharty
  48
• Fold-In — What has become the hottest stand-up routine in the country?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — A Brief History of Music

  Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Art — 2002 (excerpt)
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD Classics #2 — September 2005
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