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Mad #377 January 1999

Cover Artist: Roberto Parada

Ad for Subscriptions (Joe Devito art from #365) (C2)

Contents Page (1)

Letters (2-3)

Ad for Super Special January 1999 #134 -
Mad Stocking Stuffer

Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
**various places around the magazine

The Incredible Hanson Story, From Start to Finish!
(written by Desmond Devlin / Timothy Shamey art) (4-6)

Melvin & Jenkins Guide to Music Appreciation

(written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art) (7-9)

6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything - Part III (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art) (10-11)

Mad's Realistic Food Guide Pyramid for College Students
(written by Dennis Snee / Timothy Shamey art) (12)

The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (13-16)

The Mad 20 Dumbest People,
Events and Things of 1998 (introduction page) (17)

1. Monicagate - "Starr Wars" - (Star Wars movie
poster parody) (Mark Stutzman art) (18)
2. "James Cameron's Titanic Oscar Speech" (19)
(written by Charlie Kadau / Marshall Vandruff art)
3. Seinfeld's Endless Farewell (Drew Friedman art)
(written by Mike Snider and Scott Maiko)
- "Seinfeld by the Numbers" (20)
4. The PGA Tees Off On a Gimp -
"The Real Reasons the PGA Doesn't Want Casey Martin to Drive a Golf Cart" (John Caldwell) (21)
5. The Flag Burning Amendment That Won't Die - "Your Congressmen Explain Their
Stance on the Flag-Burning Amendment"
(written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Bunk art) (20-21)
6. Software That Sucks -
"A Windows 98 Ad We'd Like to See"
(written by Dick DeBartolo / Irving Schild photo) (22)
7. Astro-Geezers - "A MAD Look at
John Glenn in Space" (Sergio Aragones) (23)
8. Ally McBeal Mania -
"A Court Case We'd Like to See"
(written by Scott Maiko / Mort Drucker art) (23)
9. Rodman & Malone's Pro Wrestling

24-25

10. Ginger Spice Takes a Hike - "Geri Halliwell: One Year Later" (Tom Hachtman) (25)
11. The Viagra Feeding Frenzy - "Four Quickies on Viagra" (Mort Gerberg) (24-25)
12. South Park - An Interview With Trey Parker and Matt Stone We'd Like to See"
(written by Scott Maiko / Grey Blackwell art) (26)
13. Norm "Crybaby" McDonald (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Mort Drucker art)
"Norm McDonald Lost His Job" - (Old MacDonald Had a Farm song parody) (27)
14. Bogus News - "Mad's All-Purpose Media Retraction" (written by Frank Jacobs) (27)
15. The Sultan of So-What -
"Mark McGwire Timeline to History" (written by Desmond Devlin / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (28-29)
16. The Tobacco Bill Goes Up In Smoke -
"Ways Big Tobacco Hopes to Save Their Butts" (John Caldwell) (28)
17. Estrogen Rock -
"Rock Concerts Vs. Lilith Fair" (written by Anthony Barbieri / Timothy Shamey art) (29)
18. Trash TV -
"The Jerry Springer Show Intern 'To Do' List" (written by Scott Maiko / Rick Tulka art) (30)
19. Marv Albert Sinks His Teeth Into a New Job -
"Hey Hey Hey, It's Marv Albert!" (written by David Shayne and Joe Raiola / Sam Viviano art) (31)
20. Right-Wing Gay Bashing -
"A Newspaper Ad We'd Like to See" (written by John Prete / Irving Schild photos) (32)

Spy vs. Spy - mountain summit missile (Peter Kuper) (33-34)
Step-By-Step Guide to Making Your Own Infomercial
(written by Rob Wipond / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (35-37)
Monroe &... The School Trip - Part II (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (38-39)
Who's Who at a Star Trek Convention (written by Barry Liebmann / Sergio Aragones art) (40-41)
The Ambivalence Chaser - A Not-So-Grand Jury Testimony
(written by Don (Duck) Edwing / David P. Levin video capture) (42)
Jab (TV satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: David Hasselhoff
(written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
Fold-In -- What attraction drew fans to the ballpark in record numbers this year? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
Back Cover -- Season's Greetings from the NRA (Scott Bricher art)

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