Mad #376 December 1998

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
• Cover Writer: Ryan Pagelow

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Joe Devito art from #365) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
  • Mad Mumblings@aol.com - Special All-Questions Edition - Magus223, DIEHARD861, Way2DrUnK, RATT02, Oenone4evr, Ash148, Markus7266, SammyB33
  • Celebrity Snap with #355 -
    Elliot Bershader (with the WNBA's Rebecca Lobo) - Staten Island, NY
  • Celebrity Snap with #365 -
    Hannah Smith (with Mark McGwire) - Mountain City, TN
  • Nick Fehr - Berkeley, CA
  • Mark Hurd - Flower Mound, TX
  • Maeve Sanchez - Chesapeake City, MD
  • D.L. - Fargo, ND
• Ad for Super Special Dec. 1998 #133 -
  Best of the Stupid Years #1
• Ad for Alfred E. Neuman and Spy vs. Spy action figures
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Hollow-Scream - It's 2 Slow (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art) (4-8)
• Phrases You Never Want to See on a Restaurant Menu
  (John Caldwell) (9)
• Monroe &... The School Trip (continued next issue)
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (10-12)
• The Wizard of Oz in a Chat Room
  (written by Desmond Devlin / James Warhola art) (13-16)
• Melvin & Jenkins Guide to Money
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art) (17-19)
• The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
  Chap. XLI - "The Mountains of Mayhem!"
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (20)
• Hallmock 1998 Holiday Catalog (8-page color section)
  (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher art) (21-28)
• The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
  Chapter XLIII - "The Lair of Doom!"
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (29)
• What If Dilbert Had Different Jobs? (John Caldwell) (30-31)
• A Mad Look at Extreme Sports (Sergio Aragones) (32-35)
• Really Smart Uses for Cell Phones
  (written by Dennis Snee / Tom Bunk art) (36-37)
• Spy vs. Spy -
  cycle jumper chopper gate (Peter Kuper) (38-39)
• The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
  Chapter LXV - "The Pit of Peril!"
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (40)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (41-44)
• Where the $13 Million-Per-Episode E.R. Budget Goes
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art) (45-47)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Bill Gates
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
• Fold-In -- Can you find the one turkey in this picture
  who will be lucky to survive Thanksgiving? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90's -
  "Monday Morning Pickup"
  (written by Scott Maiko / Richard Williams art)