Mad #380 April 1999

• Cover Artist: David O'Keefe

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• Subscription Ad - "Dan Brown" dressed as a nun
  (written by Joe Raiola / Irving Schild photos) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (Mad readers send in unsolicited photos of themselves) (2-3)
  • Alex Geller - Danville, CA
  • Brenlee Shipps - Germantown, MD
  • Donrad - Fairvale, CA
  • Jared Johnson - Goodlettsville, TN
  • Ira Anekstein and his class at I.S. 238 - Hollis, NY
  • Reid Jackson - Northville, MI
  • Marten Jallad and friends - Alpharetta, GA
  • Jay Nossen - Somerset, NJ
  • Felicia Scarangello - New York, NY
  • Shannon McPartland - Rockledge, FL
  • Matt Gilbert - Alberta, Canada
  • David Alper - Berkeley, CA
  • Mary Ketterer - Rochester, NY
  • Rob Skinner - Luxembourg
  • Clay Kerrigan - Bel Air, CA
• Ad for Super Special April 1999 #136 - Ultra Mad
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Star Blecch Imperfection (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• Clues You've Chosen A Really Bad Funeral Parlor
  (John Caldwell) (9-11)
• How Monica Lewinski Changed the World
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (12-14)
• Steve Grieve's Official Catalog of Rare,
  Unaffordable Rock & Roll Memorabilia
  (written by David Shayne & Joe Raiola)
  (Timothy Shamey art) (15-18)
• The Television Commercial (Sergio Aragones) (19)
• Spy vs. Spy - yawning is contagious
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Peter Kuper art) (20-22)
• 11 Ways Jeopardy! Contestants
  Can Really Piss Off Alex Trebek
  (written by Charlie Richards / David O'Keefe art) (23-26)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (27-30)
• A Mad Look at Nurses (Sergio Aragones) (31-33)
• Monroe &... The Walk-A-Thon
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (34-37)
• Responses to Kids' Letters to Socks and Buddy
  (written by John Caldwell / James Warhola art) (38-40)
• Flushmore (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (41-44)
• Mad's Parental Guide to Internet Websites
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Charles Akins art) (45-47)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Howard Stern (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What is the one offensive statistic pro
  basketball players don't want to see publicized?
  (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- What a Jerk!
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Tom Bunk art)