Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy - drop box eagle bite / debate lectern missiles / ballot insert grinder (Peter Kuper) (10-11)
White House Corruption - "Hey, what happened to that drain the 'Swamp Thing?'" (Swamp Thing comic parody) (written by Tammy Golden / Paul Wee art) (12)
Subscription Ad (featuring Antonio Prohias spies) (13)
SuperDelegate (written by Joe Raiola / R. Sikoryak art) (14-15)
The Bailout Hymn of the Republic (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker, James Warhola, Gerry Gersten, Tom Richmond, Angelo Torres, Harry North, Esq., Richard Williams, Hermann Mejia art)
(41-43)