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Teresa Burns Parkhurst


Contributions in Order of Appearance
(* A=Artist / W=Writer / I=Idea)

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* CONTRIBUTION TITLE CO-CONTRIBUTORS ISSUE / DATE
AW The Jerry Springer Spaniel Show 430 - Jun 2003
AW The Telltale Signs of a White Trash Wedding 434 - Oct 2003
AW There Are Just Some Things You Shouldn't Give the Homeless 442 - Jun 2004
AW From the Case Files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Pet Psychologist 444 - Aug 2004
AW The Obesity Olympics 445 - Sep 2004
AW The Underachiever's Timeline 446 - Oct 2004
AW The Fundalini Pages - Tips to Make Your Holiday More Enjoyable 449 - Jan 2005
AW Dating Tips for the Mentally Unstable 451 - Mar 2005
AW The Fundalini Pages - Lesser-Known Causes of Fatal Car Accidents 454 - Jun 2005
AW 12 Ways to Make Divorce Easier on Kids 457 - Sep 2005
W What's in Your Living Will? Tom Bunk 457 - Sep 2005
AW From the Case Files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychologist 460 - Dec 2005
A Alfred's Brain Drool -
Other "Air" Instruments Besides the Guitar
Mad Kids #2 -
Mar 2006
AW The Strip Club - Unmedicated Eddie - A.D.D. Boy 465 - May 2006
W The Fundalini Pages -
First Draft Excerpts from James Frey's "A Million Little Pieces"
That Even His Publisher Thought Were Too Loopy to Print
Irving Schild 466 - Jun 2006
AW America's Least Favorite Prom Themes 466 - Jun 2006
AW The Fundalini Pages - Little-Known Mentors for the Real World 467 - Jul 2006
AW Mad's Guide to Amusement Park Fun 467 - Jul 2006
AW The Fundalini Pages - Creative Solutions for Stemming
the Flow of Illegal Aliens Across Our Borders
469 - Sep 2006
W The Fundalini Pages - The Fast 5 -
Likely Future Quotes from Ann Coulter
Jack Syracuse 470 - Oct 2006
AW 10 Things Not To Say During A Hospital Visit 470 - Oct 2006
W Children's Holiday Characters From 'Round The World Hermann Mejia 470 - Oct 2006
AW From the Files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychiatrist 472 - Dec 2006
A Alfred's Brain Drool - Dumb Ways to Wear a Bike Helmet Mad Kids #5 -
Dec 2006
AW The Fundalini Pages - When Other Helplines are Outsourced to India 473 - Jan 2007
I The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2006!
3. The Cheney Hunting Accident - (postcard parody)
"Greeting from Armstrong Ranch, You'll be Blown Away!"
Mark Stutzman 473 - Jan 2007
W Stankee Candle Spring Catalogue Scott Bricher
Irving Schild
475 - Mar 2007
AW What I Gotta Do For My Allowance! 475 - Mar 2007
AW The Unknown Hardships of Professional Mascots 477 - May 2007
AW Mad's Minute-By-Minute Breakdown of a School Field Trip 479 - Jul 2007
AW Things to Consider Before Accepting a Summer Job 480 - Aug 2007
A Alfred's Brain Drool -
Other Things That You Also Shouldn't Run With!
Mad Kids #8 -
Aug 2007
A Mad's 50 Worst Things About Advertising see issue 482 - Oct 2007
AW What School Bus Drivers are Doing While You're in Class! 483 - Nov 2007
AW Ways to Keep Voters Interested Until Election Day 484 - Dec 2007
W Great Monkeys in American History Tom Fowler 488 - Apr 2008
AW eHarmonkey (ad parody) 488 - Apr 2008
A Alfred's Brain Drool - Class Dismissed Mad Kids #11 -
Jun 2008
AW The Pros and Cons of Working at Home! 491 - Jul 2008
AW When the Recession Hits Funeral Homes 493 - Sep 2008
W Mad Looks at a Crappy Parent's Baby Book Kevin Pope 494 - Oct 2008
A Alfred's Brain Drool - Class Dismissed Mad Kids #13 -
Dec 2008
A The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2008
4. The Pregnant Man - (Hallmark Father's Day card parodies)
Charles Akins 497 - Jan 2009
AW Tell-Tale Signs That You've Got A Really Bad Psychic 498 - Feb 2009
AW Cool and Not So Cool Things About Living in The White House Mad Kids #14 -
Mar 2009
AW The Fundalini Pages - Teresa's Pieces - cellphone steam iron option 500 - Jun 2009
500 Issues of Mad: A Visual History -
Mad Issues 401-500 "Beginnings"
see issue 500 - Jun 2009
AW The Hardships Faced by the Super Obese of America's Wild West 501 - Oct 2009
W The 9 Reasons You Can't Get a Job Kevin Pope 503 - May 2010
AW 9 Unmistakable Signs That You're Not Quite Over Your Ex 504 - Aug 2010
AW 9 Ways to Pass the Time in Your Doctor's Waiting Room 505 - Oct 2010
AW Signs You've Got a Bad Roommate 506 - Dec 2010
AW The Fundalini Pages - Seriously Sucky Secret Santa Gifts 507 - Feb 2011
AW Signs That Your Hypochondria Is Out of Control 509 - Jun 2011
AW 12 Good Things About Your Smoking Addiction 511 - Oct 2011
W The Fundalini Pages - You May Have Too Many Cats If... Kevin Pope 513 - Feb 2012
AW Ways to Create a Healthier McDonald's Experience 513 - Feb 2012
AW Clues You've Hired a Not-So-Certified Personal Trainer 514 - Apr 2012
AW New Laws Under Consideration to Regulate Women's Bodies 516 - Aug 2012
AW Mad's Practical College Prep Courses 517 - Oct 2012
AW You're a Great Pageant Mom if... 518 - Dec 2012
AW The Fundalini Pages -
A Walk in the Parkhurst - flies get news from paper
519 - Feb 2013
W Brutally Honest Marriage Vows Leonardo Rodriguez 522 - Sep 2013
AW Some of Your Pet's Peeves 522 - Sep 2013
W The Fundalini Pages - The Speedy 7 -
Reasons They Should Allow Women to Become Priests
Kevin Pope 523 - Oct 2013
AW The Influence of 50 Shades of Grey on Modern Weddings 523 - Oct 2013
AW The Fundalini Pages - Three Things About Paula Deen
That Would Actually Be Surprising
524 - Dec 2013
AW The Fundalini Pages - A Walk in the Parkhurst - Jesus's bad hair day 525 - Feb 2014
AW Mad's Common Sense Tips for First Aid 527 - Jun 2014
AW The Worst People to Sit Near on a Plane 529 - Oct 2014
A The Fundalini Pages - The Faster 5 -
Signs That You're Too Old to Still Be Living With Your Parents
Kit Lively 530 - Dec 2014
AW The Fundalini Pages - A Walk in the Parkhurst - just like real hips 533 - Jun 2015
AW The Fundalini Pages - A Walk in the Parkhurst - "Kevinissim" 534 - Aug 2015
W Sympathy Cards We Wish We Could Buy Leonardo Rodriguez,
Rick Tulka,
Emily Flake
535 - Oct 2015
AW Why it Sucks When Your Parents are into Renaissance Faires 535 - Oct 2015
W Home Renovations: HGTV Vs. Real Life Tom Richmond 536 - Dec 2015
AW Sure-Fire Ways Your Parents Will Know You Had a Party 538 - Apr 2016
AW Signs You're at a White Trash Funeral! 541 - Oct 2016
AW More of Your Pet's Peeves 542 - Dec 2016
AW The Fundalini Pages - A Walk in the Parkhurst - miracle arch-support 543 - Feb 2017
AW The Fundalini Pages - A Walk in the Parkhurst - political party restrooms 544 - Apr 2017
AW Enjoying Your Parents' Fights For Fun and Profit 546 - Aug 2017
AW Signs That American Entitlement Has Gone Too Far 547 - Oct 2017
AW The Fundalini Pages - A Walk in the Parkhurst - "it's the journey" 548 - Dec 2017
AW Tips for a Long Lasting Relationship with your Latex Girlfriend 548 - Dec 2017
AW 10 Toons by Teresa Burns Parkhurst 549 - Feb 2018
AW The Fundalini Pages - A Walk in the Parkhurst - old timey colonoscopies 550 - Apr 2018
AW The Life and Times of Jerry the Pound Sign 550 - Apr 2018
A Gotcha - Mug Shots of Common (But Despicable) Criminals
self-portrait
see issue 550 - Apr 2018
AW Make America Greet Again -
New American Greetings by Donald Trump
1 - Jun 2018
AW When Women Take Over Hollywood 2 - Aug 2018
AW Let's Have Fun with the Stomach Bug 3 - Oct 2018
AW Sad New Ways to Feel Good About Yourself 4 - Dec 2018
AW Let's Have Fun With What You Hate About Thanksgiving 4 - Dec 2018
W The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2018
11. Trump Panders to Putin at Helsinki Meeting -
"The Helsinki Summit 2018 Commemorative Plate"
Paul Shipper 5 - Feb 2019
AW The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2018
17. Brett Kavanaugh's Supreme Court Hearings -
"Justice Brett Kavanaugh's Alibi-A-Day Desk Calendar!"
5 - Feb 2019
AW Let's Have Fun with a Hospital Visit! 6 - Apr 2019
AW Let's Have Fun with Your Staggering Debt! 7 - Jun 2019
AW God Tidies Up
(printed from a June 20th, 2018 Mad blog post)
Mad About
the Trump Era

Book - 2019
AW Honest Yearbook Messages 8 - Aug 2019
AW Let's Have Fun with Family Camping Trips! 9 - Oct 2019
AW Let's Have Fun with Donald's Seven Deadly Punishments 10 - Dec 2019
W The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2019
11. Amassed Shootings - "hitbit" (fitbit parody)
Bern Mendoza 11 - Feb 2020
AW More Helpful Ways the Government Can Track Women's Lives! 40 - Dec 2024
AW What Lies Behind the Matching Jammies Holiday Portrait! 41 - Feb 2025