MAD #463 — March 2006

"Many long-time smokers end up having a coffin fit!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
  2, 4, 5
• Ad for MAD Kids
  3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine) summary
• The Fundalini Pages

  Random Acts of Mindless Dept.

  Friends of Fundalini Notes

  • "Friends of Fundalini" list of contributors not originally attached to the articles in this section: Doug Bratton, Scott Bricher, John Caldwell, Tom Cheney, Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, Don (Duck) Edwing, Jeff Katz, Jeff Kruse, Scott Maiko, Kevin Pope — DETAILS

  • Unexpected Entries in the Presidential Line of Succession — Written by Jeff Kruse
  • The Godfrey Report
  • Titles Hollywood is Considering for a King Kong Sequel
  • iPod Thoughts
  • Duck Droppings — Please... wife and nine ten kids! (Don (Duck) Edwing)
  • Spoiled Bratton — magic carpet ride vs. plane propeller (Doug Bratton)
  • Tabloid Celebrity Combo Names Yet to Come
  • Grammar Roundup — Written by Jeff Kruse
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • Totally Useless MAD — 2013
  • Classified Ads
  • Pull My Cheney! — blind student driver (Tom Cheney)
  • Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to a Day at the Zoo — Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Kevin Pope
  • Key Prosecution Exhibits in the Saddam Hussein Trial
  6–8
• Everybody Berates Chris (TV satire)

  Rock of Ages Ago Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by Tom Richmond
  10–14
• Ugly Issues Gay Cowboys are Forced to Contend With

  Homo on the Range Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #13 — February 2007
  15–17
• MAD's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself George W. Bush Press Conference

  Q & A-Hole Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD War on Bush — 2007
  20–21
• Spy vs. Spy — optometrist wastes bullets

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  • Spy vs. Spy — The Top Secret Files — 2011
  22–23
• What Your Mother Is Not (poster)

  Maternal Damnation Dept.

  Written by Dennis Snee / Art by Rich Powell

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Insanely Awesome MAD — 2011
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — Deluxe Edition — 2014
  24, 29 sample
• A MAD Look at the Multiplex

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  30–32
• Monroe and... The Right To Die (Part One)

  Angster's Paradise Dept.

  Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Bill Wray
  33–36
• Go Fetch!

  License to Shill Dept.

  Notes

  • Ads for MAD Kids, MADvertising, and other books, The Godfather video game — Art by Hanoch Piven
  37, 38, 40, 41
• MAD Presents iToons

  MP3's Company Dept.

  Written by Russ Cooper / Art by Tom Richmond

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Kids #4 — August 2006
  • MAD Classics #13 — February 2007
  • 1001 Mad Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  42–43
• Planet TAD!!!!!

  In Blog We Trust Dept.

  Written by Tim Carvell / Art by Brian Durniak

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Amazingly Stupid MAD — 2012
  • Amazingly Stupid MAD — Expanded Edition — 2013
  44–45
• MAD's Fearless Breakdown of 500 Free Cell Phone Minutes

  Roaming Wasn't Billed in a Day Dept.

  Written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Classics #13 — February 2007
  • Amazingly Stupid MAD — 2012
  • Amazingly Stupid MAD — Expanded Edition — 2013
  46–47
• MAD's Inescapable Trapped in the Closet Outtakes

  Lip Stinking Dept.
  48–49
• Barbie Movie Tie-Ins That Never Were

  Guise and Dolls Dept.

  Idea by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Scott Bricher

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD Classics #13 — February 2007
  • MAD Kids #9 — December 2007 (excerpt)
  • This Is Your Brain On MAD — Special Collector's Edition 2015
  • MAD #34 — December 2023
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 7 — December 2023
  50–51
• 7 Periods Closer to Death

  Rall You Can Eat Dept.

  Ted Rall
  52
• Fold-In — What long-running ill-conceived debacle seems to have no exit strategy?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  C3