MAD #465 — May 2006

"How come the same parents who assure you that 'it's what's inside that counts' whine endlessly about the way you dress?" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
  2, 4, 6
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• The Fundalini Pages

  Random Acts of Mindless Dept.

  Friends of Fundalini Notes

  • "Friends of Fundalini" list of contributors not originally attached to the articles in this section: Scott Bricher, Desmond Devlin, Josh Eiserike, Garth Gerhart, Darren Johnson, Jim Mahfood, Kevin Pope, Joe Raiola, Simon Rich, Irving Schild, Steve Smallwood, Angelo Torres, P. C. Vey — DETAILS

  • Breaking News from the World of Sports — Nascarpool — Written by Josh Eiserike
  • Fundalini Health & Healing Aids (Photos by Irving Schild)
  • "Take Your Daughter to Work Day" in Iraq (Art by Jim Mahfood) sample
  • Now Playing — The Blog
  • The Godfrey Report
  • Bitterman — awful high school memories (Garth Gerhart)
  • The Cover We Didn't Use — Oh Baby! Britney Drives us Crazy! (Art by Angelo Torres)
  • Graphic Novel Review — The Exhaustively Uncondensed Hagar the Horrible 1973–2006 — Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Steve Smallwood
  • Saddam Sez: Dick Cheney shooting was a crime of passion
  • Vey To Go! — managing two careers (P. C. Vey)
  8–10
• Ad for Subscriptions
  11
• Barebutt Mountain (movie satire)

  Homo on the Range Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by Tom Richmond

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD About the Movies — Director's Cut — 2008
  • MAD Spoofs Movie Classics — Special Collector's Edition 2015
  12–15
• A Day in the Life of Dick Cheney

  Read It and Veep Dept.

  Written by Scott Maiko / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • The MAD War on Bush — 2007
  • MAD Classics #13 — February 2007
  16–18 sample
• MAD's Out of Tune Grammy Outtakes

  Deface the Music Dept.
  20–21
• 7 Periods Closer to Death

  The Ol' Rall and Chain Dept.

  Ted Rall
  22
• The Strip Club

  Pen and Stink Dept.

  • Victory Roll! (Jason Yungbluth)
    Reprinted in 2 collections

    • Amazingly Stupid MAD — 2012
    • Amazingly Stupid MAD — Expanded Edition — 2013
  • Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with Kobe Bryant (Keith Knight)
  • Fantabulaman (Ted Rall)
    Reprinted in 2 collections

    • MAD About Super Heroes — volume 2 — 2010
    • MAD About Super Heroes — version 2.5 — 2012
  • Just Below the Surface (Douglas Paszkiewicz)
  • Rob — The Evil, Backstabbing Robot Temp (Corey Pandolph)
    Reprinted in 2 collections

    • Amazingly Stupid MAD — 2012
    • Amazingly Stupid MAD — Expanded Edition — 2013
  • Unmedicated Eddie — A.D.D. Boy (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
  27–30
• The NBA from A to Z

  Shooting from the Foul Rhyme Dept.

  Written by David Shayne / Art by Hermann Mejia
  31–35
• A MAD Look at Waiters & Waitresses

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  36–39
• Taco Bell Hot Sauce Packets We'd Like to See

  Condimental Illness Dept.

  Written by Scott Maiko / Photos by Irving Schild
  40–41 sample
• Spy vs. Spy — foot cast fired in traffic

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Spy vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  • Spy vs. Spy — The Top Secret Files — 2011
  42–43
• Prison Fake (TV satire)

  You've Got Jail Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #13 — February 2007
  44–48
• Fold-In — What infestation are more and more Americans fearing lately?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • The MAD War on Bush — 2007
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  C3