MAD #481 — September 2007
"Haste makes waste, but at least it does so quickly!" — Alfred E. Neuman
Contents
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Contents Page — MAD Staff Avatars Provided by SimpsonsMovie.com1
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Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Notes
- Photos of Brooklyn Botanic Garden Celebrity Path Plaque awarded to the late William M. Gaines with his daughter, Cathy Gaines Mifsud, and MAD staff in attendance, Ads for Spy vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files and The MAD War on Bush books
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The Fundalini PagesRandom Acts of Mindless Dept.
Friends of Fundalini Notes
- "Friends of Fundalini" list of contributors not originally attached to the articles in this section: John Caldwell, Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, Don (Duck) Edwing, Feggo, Laura Howell, Jeff Kruse, Adam Rust, Eric Scott, Kevin Pope, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka — DETAILS
- Where Your iPhone $$$$ Goes
- Duck Droppings — building Abraham Lincoln out of Lincoln Logs (Don (Duck) Edwing)
- Joke Set-ups in Search of a Punchline (John Caldwell)
- Fundalini Asks "What If...?" — What if Toasters Were United Nation Delegates?
- The Godfrey Report
- The Fast 5 — Phrases You Won't Hear from Al Roker — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Rick Tulka
- Paint Like the Masters — Vincent Van Gogh (Fourth in a Series) (Adam Rust)
- Joke Set-ups in Search of a Punchline (John Caldwell)
- Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Street Safety — Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Kevin Pope
- Castro Comments — Michael Moore ate all the chorizos
- Tierra Del Feggo — "They do the jobs angels don't want to do." (Feggo) sample
- Joke Set-ups in Search of a Punchline (John Caldwell)
- Other Bad Animal Employment Opportunities (Laura Howell)
- Meet the '08 Presidential Candidates — John Edwards — Written by John Caldwell / Art by Jack Syracuse
- Little Green Army Men Theatre — too lax on success standards
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Spider-Sham 3 (movie satire)Webber Without a Cause Dept.Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by Hermann Mejia12–17
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The Young Man's Guide to Successful Mall RomanceFood Courting Dept.Written by Jacob Lambert / Art by Rich Powell
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MAD Proudly Presents Outtakes from Hillary's Sopranos SpoofA Campaign in the Ass Dept.22
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Spy vs. Spy — beach nose mask missile / lunch box porcupineJoke and Dagger Dept.
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Ad for MAD Kids30
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Monroe and... The Summer Jobs — Part 1Angster's Paradise Dept.31–33
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The MAD Guide For Public Speakers, Volume One: Phrases to Absolutely Avoid When Delivering a Eulogy...Deceased and Desist Dept.Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Tom Bunk
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A MAD Look at Mixed Martial ArtsSerge-In General Dept.38–40
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Celebrity Yu-Gi-Oh! CardsManga Mia! Dept.Written by Michael Arnold / Art by Tom Richmond
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The Believability/Unbelievability of Harry PotterReel to Real Dept.Written by Barry Liebmann / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
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Ad for MAD Classics Subscription with bonus #166 offer46
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Boo! (movie satire)The Greek Squad Dept.Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Mort Drucker
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What The Heck is the Difference? — featuring cover #106Observation Dreck Dept.52
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Fold-In — What do many experts say is the greatest looming threat to the American public?
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