MAD #483 — November 2007
"Just because you wear the pants in your family doesn't mean it'll be your hands in the pockets!" — Alfred E. Neuman
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Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Notes
- Celebrity Snap: Chuck D. with MAD #473
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(various places around the magazine)
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The Fundalini PagesRandom Acts of Mindless Dept.
Friends of Fundalini Notes
- "Friends of Fundalini" list of contributors not originally attached to the articles in this section: Sergio Aragones, John Caldwell, Don (Duck) Edwing, Todd Eisner, Garth Gerhart, Jeff Kruse, Jacob Lambert, Scott Maiko, Benjamin Schultz, Michael Slack, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Jason Yungbluth — DETAILS
- Michael Vick's Apology Statement — First Draft
- Little-Known Provisions in the 2007 Immigration Bill — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Sergio Aragones
- The Fast 5 — Amazing Facts About Jenna Bush's New Book — Art by Rick Tulka
- The Zombie Food Pyramid — Written by Todd Eisner and Benjamin Schultz / Art by Michael Slack
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- Duck Droppings — blind panhandlers fight over space (Don (Duck) Edwing)
- Fundalini Asks "What If...?" — What If Books Were Printed on Deli Meats?
- Fundalini Presents Excerpts from: Movie Screw-Ups — A Clueless, Anal-Retentive Guide to Cinema — Written by Jeff Kruse
- The Godfrey Report
- Meet the '08 Presidential Candidates — Mitt Romney — Written by John Caldwell / Art by Jack Syracuse
- Classified Ads
- Rejected Ultimate Fighting Championship Slogans
- The Yungbluth & The Restless — mummy involved in hate crime (Jason Yungbluth) sample
- Bitterman — don't say "Good morning!" (Garth Gerhart)
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When Other Advertising Characters Get TV ShowsSit-Commercials Dept.Written by Scott Maiko / Art by Tom Richmond10–12
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Rejected Hillary Clinton Campaign SlogansThe Phrase That Slays Dept.Written by Nathaniel Stein / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
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Ad for MAD Classics #1916
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A MAD Look at ZombiesSerge-In General Dept.17–20
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Pen and Stink Dept.
- Pondering the Really Meaningful Stuff... (Rob Harrell)
- The Long and Short of It (Dan Long)
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- Elf Droppings (Jason Yungbluth)
- Jump Cut Presents Fight Club (Paul Gilligan)
- Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with Nicole Richie (Keith Knight)
- Product Placement in Horror Movies (Scott Nickel)
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- Just Below the Surface (Douglas Paszkiewicz)
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MAD's Inspirational Animal Stories (fourth in a series) — The Magical Bear That Made People's Dreams Come TrueThe Beast and the Brightest Dept.Written by Brian McConnachie / Art by Leonardo Rodriguez30–31
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One Day At Lincoln HighLove Is in the Err Dept.
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Idiotic Anti-Gun Control Arguments the NRA Hasn't Used — Yet!Shoot Happens Dept.Written by Jacob Lambert / Art by Peter Kuper34–35
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Things That Really Get Under A Zombie's SkinMonsters' Gall Dept.38–39
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Spy vs. Spy — giant thumb imprint / guillotine nose stabJoke and Dagger Dept.
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What School Bus Drivers are Doing While You're in Class!The Wheel World Dept.
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1 Is Worse Than 100 (TV satire)Take This Mob and Shove It Dept.Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Tom Bunk47–50
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What The Heck is the Difference? — featuring cover MAD #165Observation Dreck Dept.51
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Fold-In — What little rat-faced chef raked in millions this year?
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